Archive for January, 2015

Kamakaze Working Nein To Nein

Most folks know about the end. They understand that all things come to it and deep down they realize that not perceiving the end negates it. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Unpurposeful death leaves no hints for the dead.

He Was In The Devil’s Sights Alright But Never For A Second

Most folks enjoy reduced risk. They pay to play and players who pay are here today & t’day & t’day on account of everything’s gonna stay that way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Problems Are Never Infertile

Most folks are easily stumped. They have “how in the hell would I know?!” block’n their solution pump which can result in serious back up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Check In On Me From A Distance

Most folks can get along. They live and let live and care more or less but their game is on right now so they’ll call you back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Cracks Are Many Lifetimes Wide

Most folks can fit in. They can relate & pontificate on why things are not fucked up just are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And No Detection Of The Detectors

Most folks speed. They have the ability, the desire and the technology to do so. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Just Never Knew With City Types

Most folks could wave to strangers. They could, but ignoring them is easier even if they have to turn their head. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Will You Talk If They Catch You, Will You Talk?

Most folks can yap a blue streak. They can’t help themselves from beaking off and flapping their gums when faced with avid listeners. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Full Time Hazard Assessment

Most folks knock shit over. They step back without looking or overstep their boundaries on account of hazardous being who they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Judges Admonished Everyone For Show Purposes Only

Most folks know about scolding. They understand scolding can burn long after the heat has been removed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Live Each Day Like Death Will Catch You ‘Cause The Beggar Got Yer Scent

Most folks think good equals long. They forget that ‘good & hot’ or ‘good & angry’ are good only in short bursts and good roller-coaster rides are fast & furious. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Why Stop At Hitting Yer Kids? Try It On Yer Neighbors Too!

Most folks lose their cool. They many times didn’t have an overabundance of cool to begin with. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Birds And Bees Are Good And Free. It’s Their Watchers Who Are Trapped And Sick.

Most folks know about discipline. They forget though that being a great disciple of anyone about to be disciplined is the only way that discipline works. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Plan Like Time Is Running Out So When It Runs Out You Run With It

Most folks have manipulated their hair. They understand that hairs want to do their own thing but will lay straiter when stroked gently in the same direction. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Meowing Too Loud Is Tough On The Balls

Most folks know about complaining. They understand that effective complaining involves the ability keep their pie hole shut around sharp objects. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sonofapupster Ivan… what have we done to your voice?

You Don’t Hurt Me I Will Do That

Me. I help myself. Why? You want to? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Number Two Is So Close…

You are runner up. Second fiddle. So smart outmarted. You numbet too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Work Yerself Harder Than WHO Would

Shit needs done. Who gonna do it? You. You will do it and do it and do it. Do it! You.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dizzy? Still Want Ta Roundabout?

Most folks have lied. They lied so well and so often that no lie. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Don’t Look At A Gift Horse’s Ass

Most folks expect a raise in pay. They got one before and everybody else gets one so why the hell not?! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Now Dude Knew What A Humdinger Was

Great doesn’t have to be good. Great can mean great calamity. Great injustice or Great, I just peed My pants. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

“That’s A Bugger” Said Merv And The Bugger Was Right.

Most folks know about sewage. They know that sewage has its place and that place, while connected to their place, should stay in place. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Out The Way Is A Good Way To Be

Most folks appreciate lines. They park, walk and live between them on account of knowing what lines cross. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Micro Macro. Holy Macro!

Most folks are gods. They stop parties at their liveliest and start them at their deadest. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Gears And People. Same Damn Thing.

Most folks are different. They don’t consider themselves that way but look at these sizes! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ain’t Evil If Everyone’s Doing It No?

Most folks have been cut. They had their heart cut out in highschool and their dreams cut out by midlife when they got good at cutting out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Coming Ya, But On His Own Buss.

Most folks get where they’re going. They might not set sail for that port but by lawdy that’s the beach they’ll be parking on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Wouldn’t Fight For Saskatshewan. The Beggar Just Wouldn’t Fight!

Most folks know about streams. They understand the craziness of storing whatever the stream is streaming unless yer in the business of storage. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Oh, Alive Without Rubber.

This and this and what about this? All these things that be. That set you free. Inconsiderate, we. Of what it takes to be. Us.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lawns Do Not Care About Religion. Lawns Just Want Their Cut.

Most folks have an opinion. They have a public opinion and their personal opinion and if they’re too far apart then there’s their gap. Thank you, friend. Barry out.