Archive for March, 2015

What Zappenin?

Most folks create reality. They don’t create it on purpose though, they just create it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Feel The End That’s Coming And Let It Drive You Further Into Today

Most folks can feel impending. They get this tingle, this guess and by golly and either they suffer a near miss or not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Got Yer Landlord And Yer Lord Of Land

Most folks care. They also often complain about caring. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Mind Could Not Control It’s Body. The World It Controlled Even Less.

Most folks know about influence. They understand influence works similar to body odor but how to direct it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If Their Lips Ain’t Movin’ Don’t Look At Their Lips

Most folks speak body language. They also read it loud and clear though their deciphering skills may be wanting. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Good Ship Life Will Rollover On You

Most folks miss opportunities. They don’t hug someone who needed it, kiss someone who’d remember it and that uncreated joy casts a long, cold shadow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

In A Constant State Of Emergency They Were Few And Far Between

Most folks know about delayed gratification. They understand that gratification can be delayed but won’t the ice-cream be cream by then? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Corruption, She Ran Skin Deep.

Most folks are human. They still have no idea what its like to be some other human though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Play Middle Field And Shallow Pal. Player Nice And Shallow

Most folks know about history. They don’t know how its made though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Almost Made Him Make Some Rules

Most folks have kids. They don’t get to choose their kids though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Pretty Soon One Half The World Owned Every Damn Twist Tie

Most folks know about prices. They know that the cheapest can’t be the best but how the hail come? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Does Your Brother Have A Brother?

Most folks think about themselves. They have way more shoes than feet but ain’t no one gonna walk in their shoes! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If You Can’t See The Future Then Pray Pal, PRAY!

The pike has shit on it. Heading this way. I wouldn’t even mention it If it weren’t in play. HE SAID: The turnpike, she got shit on it. The turnpike shit on it. Well, whad’ya goan take the turnpike fer? Ya know the turnpike doan like ta git took. Like that. The turnpike don’t doan […]

Guess Who Made This Big Gut Bitch?

Most folks pretend. They pretend to be slim, rich and not pretending. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Show Me This Thang Called Happay. Ahmma Gonna Git Me Some.

There is this Place where people can Piss. They piss wherever they want, those people. Wherever, whenever They want, they piss! Ahh, the life those beggars live! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Refused To Attend Each Other’s Funeral On Accounta Each Attended Their Own

Most folks spoil life. They forget that life doesn’t pile up and folds up so very small and tiny that it can be hidden away forever. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Yer Unhappiness Causes You To Speak With Lawyers

Most folks value stuff. They often value the wrong stuff but that’s what gives stuff value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Get A God Who Can Influence You And Pray To That Sucker For Help

Most folks can’t go it alone. They need a trigger to redouble their efforts. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Why Happy People Make Angry People Angrier

Most folks can destroy smiles. They can snatch smiles from their face and the face of others so deftly that slow unsmilers seem super silly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Un-Close Yer Craziness

Most folks are stupid. They have little concept about that which they are stupid but never-the-less, they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Never Wanted To Be The Fucker-up Of People

Most folks like shiny. They want yellow gold not blue. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Food Wasn’t Just A Great Comfort. It Was A Comfort One Could Hoist And Rehoist.

Many folks know about buffets. They know more about how many groceries you can put away than you do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Contemplating Forcing Himself To Force Others To Join The Force

Most folks accept confusion. They start their prayer with well here we go again its the never ending story and dagnabbit take a pill and oh, here, take mine. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Everyone Was Laying In Wait For Him. Laying And Laying And Laying.

Someone has to start something. They see the side of the damn skin and they holler WELL I’LL BE A SON OF-A-PUPSTER IT’S A SHADOW! & from that point on its taking coins outa children’s ears and noses on account of that’s where the coins are! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hot Breath On A Sunburn

Most folks want to keep the peace. They do this by not peacing in anyone’s cornflakes or peacing on anyone’s parade while not getting peaced on themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Be Go Ta Hell If They Didn’t Realize That Love Could Be Made From Nothin’!

Most folks can control their face. They keep it clean, color it and shave it but few understand its vast capacity. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No One Dared Peek Through The Wisdom Glasses Because History Looked Assholish

Most folks avoid getting smart. They understand that staying stupid hurts but its a hurt shared by so many that the pain is a breeze to bare. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It Was Attention Dude Was Addicted To. Just Paid Out Different Ways.

Many folks create. They imagine that idea floodgates exist and they fling ’em wide open. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Uh, Where Do We Put The Wasted Time?

Most folks screw up. They screw up twice though when they screw up admitting they screwd up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ask Yer Mistakes To Come Inside Or The Beggars Will Break A Window

Most folks despise blame. They dislike it so much that when they kick it out they boot its cute little puppy Reesponsibow too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.