Archive for August, 2015

Artificial And Real Daydreams

Most folks are in a trance. They walk across hot coals and don’t get burnt but in the stock market they get burned. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Plan To Have A Good Time

There’s a party in your honor And whether you smile or not, People will come and party, You wear and bear your lot. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Don’t Lick Shit That Drips On You

Most folks set traps. They unfortuneatly don’t imagine them selves caught in them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Forget About Time. Think Timing.

Most folks know about dishes. They understand that dishes can be cleaned right after eating or right before eating but before eating takes longer. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Circus

Most folks know about clowns. They understand that clowns have a day job and in that job they are not clowns. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Write Down Yer Time

If there’s no record of you being here, You ain’t gonna get paid. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Stand Yer Ground Cause Someone Wants It

Most folks have an opinion. They formed it and fed it and grew it from nothing and now that it’s real it’s worth ignoring. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Be Yerself With A Caveat

Most folks have a name. They didn’t choose their name but they go with it just the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No Matter How Dude Cut It Skin Was Definitely Off His Ass

Many folks know about taxes. They understand that taxes are theft but they’re a nicer kind of theft where snapping fingers trump picked pockets. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

He Was Into Self Flagellation. He Was A Hurtin’ Man Hurt.

Most folks know about blame. They understand that blame feels a hellova lot better going out than coming back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

More Valuable Than Gold Yet Surrounded By Dirt

Most folks have an opinion. They maybe voice it and then slop it around as if it meant nothing when actually everything hangs on it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Reason Is An Infection That’s Hard To Catch

Most folks know. They know what they know and what they don’t know ain’t worth knowin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How To See The Garden Path When There’s No Garden And No Path

Most folks know about catch. They snag a ball thrown their way and if they don’t catch it they get hit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lie Early And Lie Often So The Children Grow Accustomed To It

Most folks know about Santa. They understand that Santa is a manufactured truth like the tooth fairy and politics. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

So Many Ways To Lie And So Many Called Not Lying

Many folks know about lawyers. They understand that lawyers are not allowed to fabricate the truth but can fabricate anything surrrounding it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Respect De Love Cake. Make ’em. Shake ’em. Bake ’em.

Many folks know responsible. They are responsible but not for missus pissy pants, jesus, what is it with people? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Where Have All The Characters Gone?

Most folks know about television. They watch the same actors perform the same actions and if the story be told they want what the actors want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Was The Way Of The Roundabout. Directly Was Never Mentioned.

Many folks know about bushes. They expect to get through them by beating around them and for some bushes it works. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

She Didn’t Know What Was Best For Herself And She Wanted The Same For Him

Most folks know better. They see a monkey doing and they see it doing it wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Next Level Ain’t Any Tougher Than This One. Gettin’ There Is.

Most folks go home the same way. They can’t imagine going another way on account of they live down this street, then this street, then… Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

Visit Yer Past But Do Not Stay There

Most folks reminisce. They shoulda oughta done this, said that and not gone with the flow on account of the drain man, down the drain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Say Yay! To The God Of Quiet, Tinnitus.

Many folks receive rings. They hang ’em on ear lobes, ear top parts and ear drums, oh ya ear drums! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Let Reflection Be Yer Guide

Oh, to only live once. What a waste! You can live and relive and regurgitate. Chew on the cud of this life! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Afraid Is YER Tool. You Are Not A Tool Of Afraid!

Most folks know about apprehension. They understand that apprehension is an early warning fuss system that helps expose the muss. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Were Killing For Him. For Him, Remember.

Most folks know about government. They understand that, like cats, government does things for them they’d rather not have done but does anybody here speak cat? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Up Is Just There Without Down

Most folks enjoy smooth sailing. They forget that smooth has a rough side upon which all smooth depends. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Plans Make Awry Visible

Most folks see the mark. They then aim for it and post aiming never see it again. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

To Be On Time Master Fleet, Fleet, Fleeting.

Most folks know about here today gone tomorrow. They don’t quite grasp the large frame they are referencing though, on account of them being in it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Anticipate The Loss Of Yer Anticipatory Skills

Most folks guess. They don’t guess how close their guesses are though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You Say You Don’t Mind Repetition But You Will, You Will, You Will.

Most folks know about patience. They imagine they have plenty when the truth is they are almost out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.