Archive for May, 2016

Let’s Say The Road Curves And You Don’t

When circumstances change, you change. When circumstances change, you change. YOU CHANGE! YOU CHANGE! Circumstances have done their part. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Addition Stinks

Jesus you saw her comin’. Knocked a table over Opened that door. But Jesus I see right through you! Idea virus abusin’ whore. Ya you’re a scoundrel. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

He licked his chops. Then her chops. Then his. Motherfucker can lick my balls. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ya Better Bring Moar Than Loot

Two shits was all dude wanted. For somebody else to give. Emotional bloody bank accounts Livin’ like people live. C’mon make a deposit! And another before withdrawal. Someone will be there with you Lovin’ on your beck and call. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

She Paid For Large But Wore Small

Fucking motherfucking accountants. Don’t do shit but account Accounts. Fucking motherfucking accountants. Thank you, friend. Barry out.