As Fast As The Pony Express

Nobody gonna pay a dollar for

No goddamn greeting card!

Ain’t gonna give up hard earned dough

For anything so retarded!

Never gonna pay no five damn bucks

For a coffee just like at home!

Sure as hell won’t pay an arm and leg

Just for a goddamn phone!

Shit don’t creep up on me, on me.

Shit don’t creep up on me!