I…D…I…O… Dammit Ingrid! They’re Spelling Something – LOOK! There! There’s that noise again! W-w-w-what c-c-c-could it be? Is there a goblin at my window?! Or is it just a branch of a tree rubbing up against the side of my home…? Elementary, My Dear Watson Most folks understand that humans have a tendency to look [...]

Mom found your funny squirt gun You are addicted to something and I’m going to TELL. I’m ratting you out because: You need to know what you are addicted to and You can do something quite dramatic about it which will astonish and amaze your still quite hooked friends. Certainty Ahoy! How long will the [...]

When I tap you Twice with my answer sword, that means NO! No! Don’t touch That! If you say these words sternly to most young children they will automatically be filled with apprehension and uncertainty. And just by staring at the kid once you’ve reprimanded them – especially if you have big, scary eyebrows like [...]

Hello Friend #419… You’re My FAVE! Five Hundred Friends? I hear of some folks these days having hundreds of well wishers and I wonder; where do they find time for all these buddies? how much time must one invest with someone to be a friend? don’t they have anything else to do? Too Many Pals [...]

I could take your eye out and it would look accidental so be nice James Brown and Pavarotti. Two cool humans on either end of the same scale. Wow.  Please notice how many times this video has been listened to because a few thousand of them are me. Neither of these dudes could have had [...]

Aww Man! I stepped in Something! Life is confusing in a big way. And its not getting any simpler or easier to figure out. We stumble through each day not knowing that we’re stumbling or mumbling or maybe even grumbling. We’re on autopilot and its no wonder that more of us aren’t killed while we [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen. He said he didn’t do it 50 times. That HAS to count for something… Man oh man oh man alive. Many times in my life I have said things I wish I hadn’t. And not always about other people, some times it was about myself. But haven’t we all? Who among us [...]

Beat it loud, beat it hard. Soon we all will be retard. What?! I can’t hear you! There is a huge competitive advantage awaiting your discovery. This advantage is so slick and so subtle that your competitors would be hard pressed to ever guess what it is, let alone attempt to copy it. Anxiety Free [...]

Yes! You can Shout Yourself Taller! “Tony Robbins is a shyster.” That’s what a friend said to me when he noticed my collection of cd’s and books authored by the tall moron. I understood exactly what the dude was saying even though he had no idea how much he had just told me. Is Anybody [...]

Winning takes some Shaking and Moving Hard to attain, easy to lose. Like so many other aspects of our lives, momentum takes a long time to develop and can be decimated in no time flat. Where is Your Builder? I used to perform a short skit on momentum for a few of my key employees [...]