Archive for June, 2011

Humans Throw Stones. SMART. Monkeys Throw Stones. STUPID.

Our evolution is showing. The gap is fast closing between us and the chimps. How I wish it was because they were getting smarter. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Of course animals plan ahead. Name a chicken who don’t want to work for KFC. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16726-missilethrowing-chimp-plots-attacks-on-tourists.html Some folks throw stones for free. Others, you’ve got to [...]

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Da Sheep Is a-Leaving. Are You On or Off Pal?

There was talk of hush money. I need money. A LOT of money. Millions. How much money are we talking, I asked. Dude says two million. To do NOTHING. And maybe more to keep it that way. Finally! A solid official job. Gee, dad would sure be proud of me now… Two mil for nada. [...]

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Hey DAD! I Think I Finally Figured Out How We Live / Die / Live!

Brett, Barry & Garry Williams May 2011 Holy Schmoly. Maybe I should wait for the pot to wear off but right now I think I figured out how to easily imagine string theory. The way I see it, we move through our lives in the exact same way a coin spirals down and around a [...]

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DEATH: The Only Freedom For Sad Saps Skinned By Marriage and Regular Drink

Sure as Hell You Girls Look Dis Like Lawyers Jermaine is a recovering alcoholic. And a former jehovah’s witness. Susan is a divorced cougar. Each of them in their own special way will dutifully slide into the harnesses slipped onto them by their friends, co-workers and acquaintances and will prove themselves hardy stock by pulling [...]

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Birthday Suited Mohandas Gandhi JUST SLEPT With His Nude Nieces. SLEPT.

Yukiya Amano. Yukiya Amano, Yukiya Amano, Yukiya Amano. I like the way this dude’s name sounds and hopefully you do too because you’re going to be hearing it a lot more. In his previous role as Japan’s foreign minister he would have gotten to know a lot of shakers and movers from many countries and [...]

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Flame Throwers Are Passé

Now, right about here is where your complaints & feedback overriding collide Zero folks torched Captain! I don’t think this kind of report is provided anymore. Nope, modern commanders receive a comprehensive battle activity summary illuminating all manner of carpets and the shite load of items begging to be swept under them. And jeepers, these [...]

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Shit’s Stopping. Has To.

Who makes / moves stuff? Regular people. Who is now (and have always been) getting the shaft?! The same folks. And now in a million ways they resist. To get respect. Go figure. Thank you, friend. Barry out. http://www.labourstart.org/      

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From Now On We Invest In People ONLY

No more hiding behind companies or laws. No more federal or any one else’s reserve. Just notes by you. Who want some? Thank you, friend. Barry out. This new loot is scary stuff on account of having so much to Look At.  

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And So This Ten Year Old Girl Sells Me A Four Pack Of Beer

Get your chunk of Sympathy Rage Cake. The middle of nowhere. This is the destination I had been traveling toward for three Broken Pavement Ahead hours. Now, through terrible weather and Red River Cart hacked up roads, I had finally arrived! The place was comprised of barely enough houses to mark a map and a [...]

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Death By Radiation Can Be Kinda Fun

Yes, there’s a spot for you, too. You’re OUT! No… SAFE! OUT! Am NOT! I’m SAFE! Every neighborhood baseball game inevitably contains similar negotiations as the players strive to fulfill the duties of a vacant impartial umpire. Never-the-less, even with the arguing and occasional play stoppages, the overall result is the same. Nobody gets smacked [...]

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