All my life I’ve gone too far. Said a little too much. Stayed a little too long. (or not long enough) And done shite I wish I hadn’t. But not all the regretful crap I pulled was bad. Not once people got over the initial shock and things simmered down, anyway. Still, my shenanigans caused [...]

Humans enjoy being fooled. We do it all the time by thinking that tomorrow will be different than today or that next week things will get better. Things don’t get better. Only people do. But they don’t do it very much or very often. Or without cause. Everyone has heard the admonition that history repeats [...]

No one has to tell me to watch my P’s and Q’s. And I told my old man, too. Watch them, I said. Without knowing what to watch for. He knows but mostly he sleeps. Beggar. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Many people read. Few people write. It takes longer to write. C`mon, everyone can`t clean up their own stinko! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Satisfaction is optional, happiness is not. Happiness is the fuel that powers survival while satisfaction is the throttle which determines how much happiness we have to apply in life. Here’s an example of average unrecognized happiness: Dude hallucinates he’s unhappy because he considers himself to be a big, fat, pock-marked, ugly face lonely bastard. Dude [...]

Ninety three million miles is a long way. Still, 99.999 % of the distance between the sun and earth has less effect than the last 100 miles of atmosphere encompassing our world. Clouds, devastating storms and all provision for life reside in that teeny space and here the suns rays are transmuted both into disturbances [...]

At one time I paid for insects to be killed. One by one if necessary. Reveled in it. Bragged about it. Semi famous for it. Now they say shite to me? Mmmhmm. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Oh, put that life-jacket on. You’ll need it.    

How many times we gotta be told? Enough is enough, I can’t take much more. I’m bout ready to start making illegal copies of everything in site. Starting with myself. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Ask anyone who has expired. There IS a place called heaven or whatever you call it. It ain’t here but you sure can get there from here. And back again, if you want. (not many do) But the see-thru walls…? I still don’t get it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

This is a face for mind lovers. Its a fair description. Too fair, at times, it seems. Thank you, friend. Barry out.