Archive for January, 2012

In 18 Months Gas Prices Went Up 60% And We Canadians Just Stood There, Pumping.

Its January 2012 and truckers in Italy are pissed. Well, they’re not the only ones, it seems that everybody in that country wants to crash the strike party on account of the government’s austerity plans. Course, strikes are nothing new to the big bad boot but how tough must things be when even lowly lawyers [...]

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Ahh Soah UnBeeWeevabo.

Some things I just can’t make shite up about. The Fukushima Disaster is one of them. We will hear the ringing of this gong for a long time and if you don’t hear it yet you will but it ain’t a gonna be from these folks. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Lawdy help the humans [...]

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Let’s Rustle Up Some Fried Country For Dinner. Lessee, Which Ones Almost Done?

See there, Canada and the United States are browning up nicely. Everyone reading this must pay their bills. Please, please pay your bills. Don’t keep going out and getting new and more loans from uncle Whatcha Mcallit just so you can drive the fanciest aircraft and buy your own world warrior. Save your money, pay [...]

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We Are NOT Machines. We Are NOT Machines. We…

Most folks are going to be somewhere on Tuesday @ nine aye-em sharp. A couple of hundred years ago that place was home but now we’re all on the away team and it seems like there is little we can do about it. Ah, but there is. We can grab our culture by its horns [...]

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YES These Demons Will Die With Me But They Uh, Want To Continue

The very instant we figure out who is running this ride we can get off. A course, that don’t mean a person can just make up their mind, undo their seat belt and simply hop out of the attraction cabin while handing the entire shebang over to fate. No. First it means: realizing that somebody [...]

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Hammered Every Second Part 3: There’s Room At The Inn For Us

Reality provides a spot for mountain climbers, sky divers and even brave convenience store clerks. The fact that these types of people tend to knock off group participants quicker than more mundane pursuits matters not and like everyone else, they are provided their location in space-time so that they might freely express themselves. Even if what [...]

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Hammered Every Second Part 2: How Shite Works

Since starting a brand new program for the treatment of alcoholics about two weeks ago, this is what my research has shown: 1. It is possible to only get hammered every second day if a person really goes overboard on their “on” days. 2. Knowing you can drink as many pailfuls as you want in [...]

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Our Selves Are Not Worth Defending

A person can be altered simply through being challenged. And why not? Why should we remain the same? No matter how much ducking we do there is a good chance that tomorrow we will wake up as some slightly different person so lets not get too upity about who we are rat now. Thank you, [...]

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I Was Sad To Learn My Spot On Our Totem Pole But Happy To Have A Log To Burn

I am not my wife’s husband nor my children’s father. I refuse to admit being my mortgage’s signor and I’m not a canadian citizen. You won’t catch me believing in myths and I spend nary a penny on greeting cards. There’s no chance in hell I’ll ever be found in a line-up for a scary ride. [...]

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But First We Must Get Into A Deep Wineatative State

1. In the physical realm there are a limited number of named geographical areas. 2. This is not the case with our imaginative faculties which allow the average person to act out any condition they desire. 3. Unfortunately, just like folks stuck in a couple of heavily populated geographical states, many people choose to invent [...]

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