Archive for February, 2012

Okay, The Voice Has Stopped For Now So Everyone Sit Dow… Uh, Wait A Minute!

Most folks can’t stop thinking about that which they love to do. This might be slopping the hawgs, addressing parliament or piloting Nascar vehicles but whatever the talent is asks little to no effort from the person accomplished on said tasks because that person doing what they love to do and getting praise for it [...]

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Two Strong Legs Plus The Wife’s

Most folks find out in short order that marriage ain’t for everyone. At least, not married to this person. Nope, marriages usually take two or three times to figure out and even then some people never get to the point where synergy intercedes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Dude Ran Faster Carrying Me Than The Two Of Us Could Move On Our Own

Many folks understand that someone has to save the world. Sure, it don’t have to be all done right this minute but we could start with your room and work our way out. Pretty soon everybody is picking their own shite up and getting organized because it has become a habit which puzzlingly requires only [...]

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Say Doctor Blind Doktor Can You Fix Me Up?

Most illegal drug dealers don’t sell to folks they don’t know. That move is a whole heap ‘o trouble jis waitin to fall on a nigga’s head should he subscribe to people invisible to himself or close kin. Medical doctors, on the other hand, sell pills to folks they barely know whom are driven by [...]

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No Unauthorized Loans. Unless You Ask For Them.

People caught stealing will be forced to purchase. Folks slapping other folks will be charged a violence fee. Payable to mr/ms violated. Its gonna cost loot to kick someone in the balls. Punches will be a dime a dozen. But a boot, gun or a knee on a human head will cost plenty, its no [...]

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Have Fabric Will Bolt

The thread of reality is so thin there may not be one. It might just be some scent we’re on the trail of and mayhaps its faint so we wander all over hell’s half acre before finding a stench pungent enough to allow followers to follow but we gotta do this before everything else ripens, [...]

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They Say You Don’t Play ANY Games? And You Don’t Believe In Hitting Back?!

Some folks are too confused to be able to initiate politics or second guess decisions. They are so immersed in the unplanned aspect of their activity that they don’t  have time to notice what Tom, Dick or Harry is doing so they pour grease on their struggle like there were no tomorrow only to find [...]

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A Good Inheritance Don’t Hurt Like This GrandPa

Per Capita Debt 2012 Most folks would be quite agreeable to receiving an inheritance. Unless, of course, that inheritance demanded their personal servitude for some indistinguishable time in the future and perhaps even wrapped their kids up in the same bullshite that their par / grandpar – ents strapped everyone and their dog to. Nope, [...]

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The Farces Who Managed Nine Eleven Weren’t Counting On David Chandler

Many folks have never operated a chicken farm but have no doubt, it is a pile of work. Especially in today’s chicken farms which can house up to 300,000 chickens that just like people can have their own individual challenges. Some chickens get sick. Other chickens cause themselves distress. Some chickens suicide and still others [...]

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You Can Learn How To Make Shite Up And Even Write The Whole Thing Down

Many folks get apprehensive when it comes to producing anything original. They shouldn’t because this is what we do. We stink a certain way and walk a certain way and even see things a certain way and just because it maybe isn’t “right” don’t mean it ain’t our story to tell so fack off with [...]

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