Archive for April, 2012

How Does One Hide A Cow In The Field? Simpo. Surround It With Other Animules!

Many folks know their governments forget to tell them important stuff. Official officials do this because whatever they are keeping from their constituents is far more scary than the secrets they propose to invoke and there must be a fairly good chance that anyone to whom this clandestine knowledge was revealed would flip their ever-loving [...]

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My Mentor Wasn’t Sold On Quality So We Did Everything But Steal

Most folks know about the good / better / best thing. They understand that items can appear almost identical while being completely different in fundamental ways owing to short cuts taken or not taken and this mostly hidden value occurs initially in the mind of every object’s creator whom imbues or avoids many subtle enhancements [...]

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Vilfredo Pareto Says Some Of My Writing Is Very, Very Good! The Rest Is Forgivable.

Most folks don’t know about 80 / 20 rule. All it says is that reality seems to follow certain patterns like eighty percent of stuff being owned by twenty percent of people or twenty percent of people usually produce eighty percent of the work and I am writing one hundred percent of this bullshite. Thank [...]

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The Secret To Stabilizing Ones Load Is To Limit Size And Number Of Hangers On

Most folks understand that they support life beyond themselves. Here I’m speaking of the plethora of microorganisms as well as the abundance of normal essence sucking things which depend on us for survival. Children, relatives and even our spouses clamor for a piece of our existence and if we were to give ourselves over totally [...]

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Like I Told The Little Lady: I Could Be Comitting Suicide And Not Know It.

Most folks think they can speak they mind. No. You can’t. Not without being fallowed. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fuck keys. We’re gonna open this shit by hand!

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Shit Tests Cannot Be Faked By The Shit

Most folks understand the “if it can’t bend it breaks” thing. They know everyone has to give a little to get a little and that nothing – NOTHING – works without gaskets but when fundamental truths are ignored, this shite only leads to bad. I can see you there, struggling on the surface of this [...]

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From Here To There Aint Far On Foot But She’s A Long Hop Auditorially

Many folks can feel stuff getting different every day. They see that what we pay attention to and how much attention we pay to it changes and then they decide to pay attention to something else without perhaps taking into account the ramifications of looking only one way before crossing that street. Thank you, friend. [...]

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No One In Their Right Mind Would Be A Public Servant So There You Have It

Most folks are not thinking about running for political office. They are busy trying to live their lives as best they can and have little interest in twisting and turning in the winds of a demanding public life but that’s not to say that they cut anyone who does choose to enter the angry arena [...]

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Doan Want Yer Keedz Drinking White Lightnin? Give ‘Em Beer!

Most folks know about pressure. It comes and goes and neither state is better than the other on account of all of us needing times when no pressure then right away some pressure occurs but once we can predict that this is going to happen, de animals can run dey course. Thank you, friend. Barry [...]

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If We Could Take Time Out Of The Bottle

Many folks show up to work drunk or ignent. In another mind they know that this frame of reference is not the one they should be applying but because they were scheduled, like good robots can be, they arrived at work when life says they ought not to have. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’m [...]

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