Archive for July, 2012

Hells Angels Have Crew Sluts And Their Nemeses Do Too

Many folks comprehend the idea of ying and yang. They understand that these concepts are two sides of the same ball and a quick survey confirms that besides being different colors, in all other aspects they are comparable. Thank you, friend. Barry out. At the 179 and 358 degree mark these boyz clubs are all [...]

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No Opting Out Of The Circle Jerk

Most folks are unaware that they are running a cycle. They ain’t the ones listening to the same fucking stories over and fucking over but neverthe less their life is pretty much the same today as it was yesterday so if dat ain’t a broken record what is? Thank you, friend. Barry out. You’re IN.

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For You Sir Protector (and only you) Two Peeps For The Price Of None

Many folks now understand justice due to former RCMP Officer Monty Robinson. They originally remember Corporal Robinson from his 2007 involvement in the unjustified death of a disturbed office stapler wielding traveler at Vancouver Airport and more recently from his 2008 vamoosing from a fatal, booze fueled traffic fatality which saw Officer R slip home [...]

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Alcohol Rents Rooms To Many Spirits As Different As Night And Daze

Many folks have experienced the effects of booze. They either laughed or watched people laughing and then saw those same happy-go-luckiers start sobbing and maybe even get super grumpy all because their souls were soaked in a mighty powerful fluid. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’m getting real sick of being normal.

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A Lovely Bowl Of Schadenfreude Topped With Two Big Scoops Of Ass Gravy

Many folks understand that the Financial Hindenburg is about to dock. They watch with baited breath as the huge craft buoyed with copious amounts of hopium ever so slowly approaches its mooring mast to allow its riders to disembark but the winds of change are picking up and it is beginning to look like the [...]

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The Line ‘Tween Tinking & Doing Is Tin And Your Car Keys Are In The Fridge

Most folks occasionally lose their train of thought. They pause for a moment on what turns into a momentous search for some connection between passing concepts and that special spot they were heading. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Looking At Shit From One Angle Only Is A Recipe For Dee Sasstoy

Most folks verbalize their own opinion eloquently. They forget for a moment that there are many roads leading to heaven, only one of which is getting t-boned by that Ford four-by-four at the next intersection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Everybody Experiences Mind Control But By Whom And To What Degree When?

Most folks understand where thoughts come from. They know quite well that their ear is firmly planted against the wall of what every body else is doing but then there’s also dat unwanted and not re quested tinking initiated by so called parents, school teachers and the moron known as uncle Joe as well as [...]

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Something Stanky This Way Rolls And It Ain’t Giving Much More Notice

Most folks have no idea how close they are to a financial shit kicking. They meander through life as if today is the same as every other day and their slow, steady gait illuminates the fact that few of them recognize our entrance into the Dire Straits of Get Real Bay because most everybody’s below [...]

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No One Should Lak Whar They Are

Many folks have thought less of themselves. They screwed up big time or made up some shit existence but then BAM! rat out of nowhere comes this idea that some how, someway, someone’s gonna make things better. (ah wunder who?) Thank you, friend. Barry out. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/more-half-retired-canadians-hold-form-debt-cibc-193300038–finance.html  

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