Many folks marry for hair. They love someone for their bushy red mop and if the fucker don’t stay red they’re dead. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Many folks drag too heavy a load. They don’t necessarily want to but if they hang with with an un-savvy motion detector they can overload themselves big time. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks feel put down. They wish they had more power to do shit but where does that come from? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Stop putting yerself second. Get happy in a hurry and be satisfied with being disappointed you imagination freak.

Most folks lives are out of their control. They do what they have to and ask for what’s left on account of that’s what their parents did and uh, why… there’s some other way? Thank you, friend. Barry out. You gotta be worth four times at least what your company is paying you or you [...]

Many folks have been accosted. They were mostly unprepared for their accosting on account of not knowing about their reptilian brain. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Reptilian complex http://psychology.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_complex

Many folks have pets. They think they own them but when the chips are down they own them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about Ernest Shackleton. They realize he was an outstanding explorer of the Antarctic but what they don’t know is that he also explored the depths of respectful human interaction. Thank you, friend. Barry out. People who pull rank could learn a thing or two from the big braggart Shackleton. Shackleton’s Way: Leadership [...]

Most folks know about politics. They understand that anyone playing that game must stretch the truth on account of there ain’t enough to go around. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Ho hum. Jis another day in paradise… Wealthy chief of staff, who gave Senator $90,000, is well known for his generosity, philanthropy http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/05/15/wealthy-chief-of-staff-who-gave-senator-90000-is-well-known-for-his-generosity-philanthropy/ Tom Waits – [...]

Most folks know about scarcity. They understand that when a product’s supply is monopolized, questions of fair pricing create shits and giggles. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fucking predators oil companies are. One and all. First they rob the planet and then everyone on it. Tom Waits – 16 Shells from a Thirty-ought-six

Most folks are head down arse up. They row like the dickens even tho’ the captain set course for sheep reef. Thank you, friend. Barry out.