Most folks have endured a job they despised. For me, in my late forties and not knowing what to do this meant accepting one of the quickest jobs I could get without bosses or a start time which was hauling late arrival (meaning you don’t have it) luggage from Westjet (almost none) and Air Can [...]

Many folks understand string theory. They know both fishermen and comics employ line upon line and that similar threads might be crossed. Double crossing don’t sound good and often don’t work but der muss be a reason trampolines happen. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Many folks think of something great then forget it. They don’t plan ahead enough to capture their ideas with something as simple and been around forever as pencil and paper. That really hurts. Everyone. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are saving themselves. They’re not really certain who it is that they are saving themselves for but nevertheless, it must be someone very important because we won’t even stop to pee! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Jesus GET OUTA MAH WAY!

Many folks know about subversion. They understand that if Stupid Manager number 1 is thwarted then Friendly Manager number 2 can be hired and before anyone knows it shit’s hitting someone’s fan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know that every land mass has its own language. They don’t think for one minute that the big boys with boats would teach each kid a different word for everything just to avoid family uprisings. This is pure fantasy and hints at the fact that someone may actually be planning everything that comes [...]

Many folks consider themselves to be an outcast. They don’t look or feel like they assume other people are supposed to and most of the time they don’t even remotely want to. That plus the fact that these awares could never live up to the high expectations that everyone startin’ with ma and pa placed [...]

Many folks know that a hotdog is worth squat to a person who just ate. They understand that timing has plenty to do with desire and they take advantage of summer items in the fall or fall items in the winter and these futurists are completely aware that lots ‘o people will pay thru the [...]

Many folks understand there is more than one game going on. They realize that Jerry ain’t here for a beer even though he’s a drankin’ one. Nope, they know full well without lettin’ on that dude actually needs a hurry loan and they also deciphered that that call from a “wrong number” was really a [...]

Most folks know someone they would like to tell off. Given a safe, non reprisal environment they would rip so-in-so a new arsehole and feed them some of the same shit sandwiches they themselves have been forced to choke down many times but then they remember, oh yeah, the world don’t work lak dat so [...]