Human minds are idea generators if pointed in the right direction. That’s not to say that every concept commencement necessarily produces good ideas OR in the right direction but this judgmental aspect of thinking should be waay secondary. More importantly, someone needs to crack the cosmic egg to give the little beggars a way in [...]

Operating a business while watching the books is like driving a car by looking in the rear view mirror. Accounting DOES NOT add value to business and accountants are an expense which any one of them worth their salt should suggest be reduced to zero asap. Forget doing real books – they’re crap and 99.99% [...]

Yes, a riot is needed to change things. But not the rock throwing or sign carrying or window breaking kind of riot. I wonder what would happen if more people FIRED THEMSELVES UP instead of GETTING FIRED or SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE? It will take a riot for us to get back to shore but [...]

“Well, what did you expect?!” Many folks are caught off guard by the above query on account of they were not expecting ANYTHING. Here they were, just navigating their personal stream of consciousness and then Bam! Their apple cart is tipped over for no apparent reason. And what is puzzling the person whom asks this [...]

That’s not me but my guy’s coming up… Here, take a look at my youtube channel. What does it tell you about me? I’ve been a Toober for four years now and in Internet time that’s waay over a century so I would hope that means something, right? The thousands of videos I have already [...]

“Anybody who goes bankrupt is a LOSER!” The smart-alecky whippersnapper collection agent yipped at me. “Did you just call me stupid?!” was the brightest thing I could think of to say back to him. Did you just call me stupid…? Criminy, I’m losing my touch if that’s all I can come up with. But you [...]

So, you hate your mother?! Well, familiarity breeds contempt. I see that you keep the new car spotless while the old auto gathers dust in the back yard. That’s familiarity breeding contempt. You say that last year’s wardrobe is garbage because its so “yesterday” but this new outfit you’re wearing today is wonderful? Hmm. Like [...]

  Send Yourself a Signal Hello, my name is Barry Williams and I am a Wrongaholic. Never heard of us? Well, a Wrongaholic is a person, animal or thing which is resistant to admitting it / they make mistakes. This inability to assume credit for misdeeds allows bad ideas to start and wrong concepts to [...]

Mysteries will not uncover themselves. They need us. I am so wishy-washy. But fortunately for me,  I am not alone. Anyone in my culture who changes their mind a little “too often” whether due to new findings, epiphanies or collected data will be painted with the same brush. Being wishy-washy is not a good thing [...]

Eight days ago I was fishing in shit swamp, a little hole in my home’s basement which connects me to the world wide sewer. A tree had choked the life out of my foulish liquified exhaust pipe, creating all manner of distasteful blow-back. As I stared gratefully catch-less for several hours into the ploppy abyss, [...]