Most folks want everything to cost less.
They’d also like it to be here yester
day and have someone carry it
to the car if possible. And
please say this is what
we’ll get next time
cause lately shite’s been too variable. Y’know?
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How ya you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
admin@barry-williams.com
Yeah. We’ll get right on that.
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And uh, we are.
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