Most folks know that universes gotta spin to ‘em.
They also see tornadoes twisting things up into
the sky and whirlpools sucking stuff down to
lawdy knows where and the kitchen, bath
tub, and terlot twirling water and all its
contents into the abyss and it is this
same phenomenon which explains
why so many unawares get their shit in a knot about everything.
Thank you, friend.