Most folks get scared by horror movies and wild rides.
That’s why they go / get on them and even
though during the scared shitless part
they would rather not be shitting
their pants they would feel totally ripped off if they weren’t.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How ya you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
admin@barry-williams.com
this blog sucks compared to mine, give me money for having cancer
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Barry Williams Reply:
May 20th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Too bad this isn’t real. Ken, you have a big future ahead of you.
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