Most folks verbalize their own opinion eloquently.
They forget for a moment that there are many
roads leading to heaven, only one of which
is getting t-boned by that Ford four-by-four at the next intersection.
Thank you, friend.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How ya you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada