Most folks have endured a job they despised.

For me, in my late forties and not knowing

what to do this meant accepting one of

the quickest jobs I could get without

bosses or a start time which was

hauling late arrival (meaning

you don’t have it) luggage

from Westjet (almost

none) and Air Can

ada (lots and

drawn out.)

One dude with seven bags saw me seven waay past tense times.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Hobo Express Y’all. (true name of my baggage handler)

From Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Tunnel capital of Canada.

Many folks understand string theory.

They know both fishermen and comics

employ line upon line and that similar

threads might be crossed. Double

crossing don’t sound good and

often don’t work but der muss

be a reason trampolines happen.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Many folks think of something great then forget it.

They don’t plan ahead enough to capture their

ideas with something as simple and been

around forever as pencil and paper.

That really hurts. Everyone.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Most folks are saving themselves.

They’re not really certain who

it is that they are saving

themselves for but

nevertheless,

it must be

someone very important

because we won’t even stop to pee!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Jesus GET OUTA MAH WAY!

Many folks know about subversion.

They understand that if Stupid Manager

number 1 is thwarted then Friendly

Manager number 2 can be hired

and before anyone knows it shit’s hitting someone’s fan.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Most folks know that every land mass has its own language.

They don’t think for one minute that the big boys with

boats would teach each kid a different word for

everything just to avoid family uprisings.

This is pure fantasy and hints at the

fact that someone may actually

be planning everything that

comes from this realm previously known as HappenChance.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

We need a c-o-d-e because gawd maht be a black mo-fo.

Many folks consider themselves to be an outcast.

They don’t look or feel like they assume other people

are supposed to and most of the time they don’t even

remotely want to. That plus the fact that these

awares could never live up to the high

expectations that everyone startin’

with ma and pa placed on them

adds up to life worth shite

and that rat there ain’t a good color in wool.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Psst. Wanna buy a watch?

Many folks know that a hotdog is worth squat to a person who just ate.

They understand that timing has plenty to do with desire and they

take advantage of summer items in the fall or fall items in the

winter and these futurists are completely aware that lots

‘o people will pay thru the nose for a white dress one

day only to spring big for it to be burned hard on

another. Their job: Don’t get burned with it.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Many folks understand there is more than one game going on.

They realize that Jerry ain’t here for a beer even though he’s a drankin’

one. Nope, they know full well without lettin’ on that dude actually

needs a hurry loan and they also deciphered that that call

from a “wrong number” was really a legal document

service company checking to see if they

were home so when anyone is

speaking to these type ‘o

people they should

remember tabs

are being kept on everything said, not said, and done.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Got some’n in yer pockit buoy?

Most folks know someone they would like to tell off.

Given a safe, non reprisal environment they would

rip so-in-so a new arsehole and feed them some

of the same shit sandwiches they themselves

have been forced to choke down many

times but then they remember, oh

yeah, the world don’t work lak dat so their wise pie hole stays shut.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.