BODIES FOR RENT: Get Yours While They’re HOT or At Least Warm

 

Fat Guy Running

Wave Particle Duality

Try stopping your heart.

Or sweating.

Or thinking.

It ain’t gonna happen because the body you consider yours actually belongs to The Entire Human Race. (TEHR)

And you’re just a tiny part of the whole schmozzle so total control of anything is out of the question.

All we can do is drive (& not too hard) the unit we’re given while continuously polishing any blemishes out. (or in and out)

No sir, most alterations will take eons to materialize and even then some of them will be in the wrong direction.

In life’s stagecoach the passengers either enjoy their trip or ride in terror because there’s little chance of reining the horses or dodging wild Induns from inside.

Ya Gotta Go With The Flow What Brung Ya.

Otherwise, we’re dammed to feed off pressure.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Have the salad bar. It’s got everything.

Queens Of The Stone Age – Go With The Flow

She said “i’ll throw myself away,
They’re just photos after all”
I can’t make you hang around.
I can’t wash you off my skin.
Outside the frame, is what we’re leaving out
You won’t remember anyway
I can go with the flow
Don’t say it doesn’t matter (with the flow) matter anymore
I can go with the flow (I can go)
Do you believe it in your head?
It’s so safe to play along
Little soldiers in a row
Falling in and out of love
Something sweet to throw away.
I want something good to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
I want a new mistake, lose is more than hesitate.
Do you believe it in your head?
I can go with the flow
Don’t say it doesn’t matter (with the flow) matter anymore
I can go with the flow (I can go)
Do you believe it in your head? X3

Lyrics courtesy: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/go-with-the-flow-lyrics-queens-of-the-stone-age/89e84fe8e1c41fef48256c31001af6a3

And now please stand for these anthems:

Billy Joel – Pressure

You have to learn to pace yourself
PRESSURE
You’re just like everybody else
PRESSURE
You’ve only had to run so far, so good
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face
And you’ll have to deal with
PRESSURE

You used to call me paranoid
PRESSURE
But even you can not avoid
PRESSURE
You turned the tap dance into your crusade
Now here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle PRESSURE

All grown up and no place to go
Psych 1, Psych 2, what do you know?
All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street, what does it mean?

I’ll tell you what it means
PRESSURE
PRESSURE

Don’t ask for help; you’re all alone
PRESSURE
You’ll have to answer to your own
PRESSURE
I’m sure you’ll have some cosmic rationale
But here you are in the ninth
Two men out and three men on
Nowhere to look but inside
Where we all respond to
PRESSURE
PRESSURE

All your life is TIME Magazine
I read it too
What does it mean?

PRESSURE
I’m sure you’ll have some cosmic rationale
But here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle
PRESSURE
PRESSURE
PRESSURE
One, two, three, four
PRESSURE

Lyrics courtesy: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Pressure-lyrics-Billy-Joel/0FFF9A3F1CE149CF48256870001CA9A8

 

 

 

 

5 Responses to “BODIES FOR RENT: Get Yours While They’re HOT or At Least Warm”

  1. Am I or Am I Not the greatest plagiarizer you have ever seen?

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