Even Great Engineers Screw Up So Don’t Go And Think You’re So Special

Bruce Ismay Ceo WhiteStar Line escapes from the titanic

Many folks have a zero tolerance policy for mistakes.

That’s too bad because like a managed safety performance

record it usually dictates more than a few pirates hanging

out in BrokenWing Bay and if a sailors luck holds out lak

it has, beaching and every attempted scuttle keeps one of us

from being captain. Is there anyone in the engine room besides you?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

For some folks, one ship sinking is enough to turn them around.

http://awesometalks.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/titanic-did-j-bruce-ismay-order-captain-smith-to-speed-up/

Dey shoulda had ona dese.

2 Responses to “Even Great Engineers Screw Up So Don’t Go And Think You’re So Special”

  1. Er, I forgot to say, This Is Your Captain Speaking but pretend I did.

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  2. Some very smart fuckers died in the cold motherfucking water surrounding the Titanic.

    Not the CEO of WhiteStar Lines, mind you.

    No, motherfucker made it.

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