Even If You Are Good Looking I Will Not Fuck You And Not Because I Can’t

Most folks have lines they will not cross.

They usually don’t have them written

in anything more permanent than

beach but hey, who needs any

more hassle than they all

ready got especially with sand in their farce.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

4 Responses to “Even If You Are Good Looking I Will Not Fuck You And Not Because I Can’t”

  1. I can’t believe I’m saying this ridiculous stuff!

    OF COURSE (LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA) I WILL BUCK YOU!

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  2. Bin writing a lot of stories about sex lately.

    Maybe I shouldn’t have allowed our dogs to fuck me.

    Fucking dogs!

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  3. I didn’t mean it that way.

    Poor fuckers probably didn’t even know they were fucking.

    Like married dudes.

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  4. Excepting myself, o’course.

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