No More Finger Up The Poop Chute Now Its Sampo Your Own Dump For Three Daze

Many folks know that old age commands certain privileges.

Seniors get to cool their heels in various but similar

doctor’s waiting rooms, laboratory testing

rooms (where they make a person

bleed or pee without excuses

or sympathy) and more

disturbingly at home

where even more

time, never mind

effort, must be

invested avoiding foods that will supposedly spoil a good feces sampo.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

You’ll have to take my word for it, there is some shit I just can’t talk about.