Pills Cure Paranoia But For Superstition Its Just Prayers & Looking The Other Way

Its just a knife to the head thing

Folks who tin foil every window in their home to deflect mind control waves and then disperse small stabbed effigies (SSE) of world leaders around the house to teach the little beggars a lesson should likely take a couple of pills and calm down.

Hail, with the placebo effect flying off its handle these daze a few fancy sugar pellets would likely do the peace of mind trick for cuckoo imbibers but lawdy help the unfortunate sap who is infected with that nasty old superstition.

While its true that paranoia comes in many forms, superstitious beliefs are doled out by the boat load:

  1. People are concerned when skulking cats or open ladders cross their path
  2. Eleven dollars or clay figurines stuck to a wall will bring good financial luck
  3. Splashing magic water on a new born infant’s head will maybe (some conditions apply) assure them access to heaven
  4. AK47s and M16s can convert non believers to believers (okay, this does really work sometimes…)

What is fairly disturbing to superstition nonbelievers is the fact that they are outnumbered by a ratio of at least ten-to-one which lends inappropriate credence to any theory no matter how silly it may be

Due to the sheer number of devotees. Might makes right is already on-site so the

Battle for human minds rages daily with all superstitions developing real

Plans and methods for decimating each other through force or slander.

New converts achieved by any method is their only focus and woe

Be to all who err by questioning their path. The challenge with

Robots being saddled with so many all encompassing

Inequitable programs is that little room remains

For fresh discoveries and a mind made up

Is so chock full of righteousness that

Only a very slight possibility exists

Of altering any opinion. Unless, of

Course, the pin thing really works.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstition

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusions_of_reference

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haitian_Vodou#Myths_and_misconceptions

http://youtu.be/sWS-FoXbjVI

America – Fuck Yeah

America…
America…
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

[Thanks to jcr003 for lyrics]

[Thanks to Ellie for corrections]

Lyrics courtesy: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/teamamericaworldpolice/americafuckyeah.htm

Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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