There’s A Waay Better View And Bugs Galore On The Cow Catcher

sitting on cow catcher

It’s unreasonable to spoil life’s great vistas with barriers.

We need to step up to the plate and either knock

those beggars clear out da park or fling the

mother fucking bat soo hard that any

mitt the pitcher is wearing won’t

be enough to stop that strike.

And we need to get this

thing started today,

just as soon as we

find our gawd damn keys okay?!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Motherfuckers will cool off the hottest day. See for yourself.

For good luck only.

2 Responses to “There’s A Waay Better View And Bugs Galore On The Cow Catcher”

  1. Look crazy and FEEL IT gawd damn it!

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  2. Damn yer hide if ya don’t buy in a hundred percent.

    Unless yer chant is better…

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