What Grumpy Old Bastards Don’t Know

If you’re angry and you know it

Clap your hands!

If you’re too pissed off to clap

I understand.

It’s your right to be unhappy.

To flip out on those too clappy.

Cause they’re usually too yappy

It’s outa hand.

Practice furrowing your brow.

Grow ’em bushy as all hell.

Cut ’em loose and you will sail

Into a quiet place of your own.

Pretend you’re there alone

Because you will be.

Mister grumpy.

There alone.