Skip to content
Crossing The Line by Barry Williams
Pretend you went insane and could type. Welcome!
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me
Shuffle
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me

Category: Blessings Of The Ages

Blessings Of The Ages Sad Times at Human High

If You Live To A Ripe Old Age, Maybe You’ve Lived Too Long.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2017
  • 1 comment

Man, you know it all now. Can’t nobody tell you. Your mind is all made up. Made up. Nothin’ left to make up. Make up. […]

1 Comment on If You Live To A Ripe Old Age, Maybe You’ve Lived Too Long.
Blessings Of The Ages

Don’t Say No Say Uh-Uh

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
  • 0 comments

This here is town is same as the rest. Different name. Different address. Same damn test though, Same damn test. Barry

Leave a Comment on Don’t Say No Say Uh-Uh
Blessings Of The Ages

Grumble Garden

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2017
  • 0 comments

There is a way to complain that reduces disdain. Makes is smaller and easy to hide. You’ll not find it deep Nor that far or […]

Leave a Comment on Grumble Garden
Blessings Of The Ages

Arrg! Persistence!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2016
  • 0 comments

Hello, my name is Barry and I am a quitter. Okay, I once was a quitter but now I have quit quitting. Yes, I complain […]

Leave a Comment on Arrg! Persistence!
Blessings Of The Ages

Yawn To Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
  • 0 comments

A hint. A whiff. Is all you get. From that you place Your goddamn bet And one damned bet is all you get Bet on […]

Leave a Comment on Yawn To Something
Blessings Of The Ages

And Riding Familiarity, The Jockey Contempt.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2016
  • 0 comments

Eye can smell you from here. You stink like queer. Don’t stand so near Me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Leave a Comment on And Riding Familiarity, The Jockey Contempt.
Blessings Of The Ages

Gods Must Be Chosen Very Carefully

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2016
  • 0 comments

God knows that you love her. You can’t get along without him. And pray you to the wrong god Your prospects will dim. Maybe they’re […]

Leave a Comment on Gods Must Be Chosen Very Carefully
Blessings Of The Ages

Love Knows Shit ‘Bout Five PM And Love Takes No Weekends Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2016
  • 0 comments

If I could do one thing I’d Help everyone to find what They really love to do then Help them build that love to the […]

Leave a Comment on Love Knows Shit ‘Bout Five PM And Love Takes No Weekends Off
Blessings Of The Ages Courage

All He Ever Wanted Was A Little Em-Pie-Ah

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2016
  • 0 comments

Hey, who goes there?! Better not be you… Cause if it ’tis Then who dat is Runnin’ all dat show? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Leave a Comment on All He Ever Wanted Was A Little Em-Pie-Ah
Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Near Misses Count

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2016
  • 0 comments

Ah, the dock. THE DOCK! Gonna hit the dock! But no. Cappy slides them into hawk. Just close enough they can embark. Not knowing how […]

Leave a Comment on Near Misses Count
Blessings Of The Ages

Two Steps Forward And Wait, Two Three, Four.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2016
  • 0 comments

Falling when you’re walking is bad. Falling when you’re running is worse. Falling, maybe jumping, from a moving car, Scabs spelling out some curse. Thank […]

Leave a Comment on Two Steps Forward And Wait, Two Three, Four.
Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

God I Like Talking With You

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2016
  • 0 comments

The lord she spake to me this day. She said Barry look at life this way. She said you’re not here. I’m not here too. […]

Leave a Comment on God I Like Talking With You
Blessings Of The Ages

Gimme That Old Time Attention

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2016
  • 0 comments

Yes, they were junkies. Needed it or else. Need the brass bands and the Whistles and bells. Needed color. Needed fashion. Needed phase locking eyes […]

Leave a Comment on Gimme That Old Time Attention
Blessings Of The Ages

‘Cause Then I’d Hafta Killya

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2016
  • 0 comments

Got a big ‘ol rang. Big as a baby fist. An nigga ifya hasta stare at it, You ain’t caught it’s drift… Airs a game […]

Leave a Comment on ‘Cause Then I’d Hafta Killya
Blessings Of The Ages

Two Shits Passing The Night

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2016
  • 0 comments

There’s a bump in the road. A million or more. Holes in the hardtop, And animals, lord! The lines go all missing. Whitenoise still hissing. […]

Leave a Comment on Two Shits Passing The Night
Blessings Of The Ages

Guts And Brains

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
  • 0 comments

Your stomach wants you to eat. Feet say sit on down. A healthy you says With this nose, Ima be a goddamn clown! Thank you, […]

Leave a Comment on Guts And Brains
Blessings Of The Ages

Facination? They Had None.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2016
  • 0 comments

Huh … said the dog. Wow! Said the cat. Lookie! Said the bird To the humans not looking back. All the people slept with Their […]

Leave a Comment on Facination? They Had None.
Blessings Of The Ages

None Of That Mattered

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2016
  • 0 comments

Keep your chin up and Get out of that gutter. Smile like it’s breathing and Go hug your mother. Hug somebody’s mother or father Or […]

Leave a Comment on None Of That Mattered
Blessings Of The Ages

When Yer Shaken Like A Leaf You Can See The Tree Bark

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
  • 0 comments

It’s micro macro. Turtles all the way down. Turn one over and There’s another turtle found. Hard on top. Soft on the bottom. Good to […]

Leave a Comment on When Yer Shaken Like A Leaf You Can See The Tree Bark
Blessings Of The Ages

Enter Title Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
  • 0 comments

You better have your story figured out. You better know what it’s all about. You better not leave home without A story you know all […]

Leave a Comment on Enter Title Here
Blessings Of The Ages T'aint Really Really Real

You Could Go Back But Never Return

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2016
  • 0 comments

Every step. Every look. And not one step or look Misstook. Everyone figured into each play. Each adding up, up to today. And yes it […]

Leave a Comment on You Could Go Back But Never Return
Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

This Was Man Made Afraid

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2016
  • 0 comments

Ah you don’t wanna love less Your love get lost. You know damn well at Love hasa cost. It don’t take cheques and has No […]

Leave a Comment on This Was Man Made Afraid
Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Rats Don’t Pile

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2016
  • 0 comments

Squeeze ’em together. They’ll bite each other. Some’ll even turn gay. Some’ll eat up all ‘a damn food. Others fuck the day away. Rats ain’t […]

Leave a Comment on Rats Don’t Pile
Blessings Of The Ages

Two Upsets Don’t Make An Upright

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2016
  • 0 comments

You get angry. I do not. Your web will not Create my fraught. I’m not caught. Juss you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Leave a Comment on Two Upsets Don’t Make An Upright
Awareness Blessings Of The Ages

I’m My Worst Enemy Which Works Quite Well For Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2016
  • 0 comments

See me get outa my way. I got some dues to pay. Baked off these feet of clay. Naw gonna make today. Thank you, friend. […]

Leave a Comment on I’m My Worst Enemy Which Works Quite Well For Me
Blessings Of The Ages It's All About Contrast

Jesus Christ! Ivan’s Dead Again!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
  • 1 comment

Praise be to my god today. Circumstance led him to say Ivan can be gone away. But here he stays in The game we plays […]

1 Comment on Jesus Christ! Ivan’s Dead Again!
Blessings Of The Ages

Double

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2016
  • 0 comments

I hear me working, But I’m not. Guess if I’m a slacker Count me caught. They called me zero I am ought. Thank you, friend. […]

Leave a Comment on Double
Blessings Of The Ages

Hugo First

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2016
  • 0 comments

Those pioneers and their arrows! Stickin’ them in their backs. Not checkin’ whose at the door. Not lookin’ between the cracks. Not carin’ bout a […]

Leave a Comment on Hugo First
Blessings Of The Ages

Not Enough Sympathy To Ruin A Shirt

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2016
  • 0 comments

Mush. You are. But you carry a heavy scar. Knowing waay better than the beef Dejour. Bastard you figured it out. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Leave a Comment on Not Enough Sympathy To Ruin A Shirt
Blessings Of The Ages

Pain Isn’t Free

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2016
  • 0 comments

A wee bitta hurt’n is good. A whole lotta hurt’n is better unless It leads to no hurt’n at all. Hurt’n turns an occupied head. […]

Leave a Comment on Pain Isn’t Free

Posts navigation

← Older Posts
→ Newer Posts

 

Oh Yeah? Show Me Whar!

 

Subscribe

 

Shite Starts Here

  • Archive of All Posts
  • Recent Blog Posts

Picture of me not available

Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!

TICKETS!

Get your tickets ready please!

Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?

Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?

The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.

And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...

Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?

Have a grand day, friend.

TICKETS!

Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com

 

Recent Posts

  • Meditation. Medication. Same Damn Thing.
  • Surreptitious Entry
  • First, They Dance.
  • Fuck Insurance. Get Your Coverage From Kaizen.
  • The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest
  • Heads That Are More Than A Noggin
  • To Smart For Anyone’s Good
  • Dog Paddling With Sharks
  • Eye Contact With A Shark
  • Medals?! Waste Of Metal. Give ‘Em Paper!
  • Chinese Innovation
  • Dynamic Activation

Recent Comments

  • izi drop promokod_vpkr on Sorry Non Karmic Believers
  • Barry on Hazing – Tastes Awful, Works Great!
  • Barry Williams on My Lord, We Are Sufficiently Fucked.
  • Barry Williams on The Fear Of Odd
  • Barry Williams on Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

Archives

  • May 2025 (4)
  • April 2025 (4)
  • March 2025 (17)
  • February 2025 (10)
  • January 2025 (7)
  • December 2024 (12)
  • November 2024 (16)
  • October 2024 (7)
  • September 2024 (8)
  • August 2024 (11)
  • July 2024 (10)
  • June 2024 (5)
  • May 2024 (9)
  • April 2024 (5)
  • March 2024 (5)
  • February 2024 (5)
  • January 2024 (11)
  • December 2023 (8)
  • November 2023 (6)
  • October 2023 (14)
  • September 2023 (4)
  • August 2023 (8)
  • July 2023 (10)
  • June 2023 (14)
  • May 2023 (10)
  • April 2023 (10)
  • March 2023 (11)
  • February 2023 (9)
  • January 2023 (1)
  • December 2022 (6)
  • November 2022 (10)
  • October 2022 (11)
  • September 2022 (8)
  • August 2022 (16)
  • July 2022 (22)
  • June 2022 (12)
  • May 2022 (9)
  • April 2022 (23)
  • March 2022 (23)
  • February 2022 (21)
  • January 2022 (28)
  • December 2021 (20)
  • November 2021 (12)
  • October 2021 (13)
  • September 2021 (8)
  • August 2021 (11)
  • July 2021 (13)
  • June 2021 (11)
  • May 2021 (12)
  • April 2021 (3)
  • March 2021 (9)
  • February 2021 (5)
  • January 2021 (5)
  • December 2020 (13)
  • November 2020 (9)
  • October 2020 (8)
  • September 2020 (5)
  • August 2020 (16)
  • July 2020 (6)
  • June 2020 (22)
  • May 2020 (17)
  • April 2020 (19)
  • March 2020 (3)
  • February 2020 (9)
  • January 2020 (10)
  • December 2019 (5)
  • November 2019 (28)
  • October 2019 (17)
  • September 2019 (29)
  • August 2019 (16)
  • July 2019 (11)
  • June 2019 (11)
  • May 2019 (8)
  • April 2019 (11)
  • March 2019 (14)
  • February 2019 (9)
  • January 2019 (10)
  • December 2018 (7)
  • November 2018 (14)
  • October 2018 (9)
  • September 2018 (20)
  • August 2018 (9)
  • July 2018 (25)
  • June 2018 (15)
  • May 2018 (23)
  • April 2018 (28)
  • March 2018 (28)
  • February 2018 (26)
  • January 2018 (28)
  • December 2017 (30)
  • August 2017 (12)
  • July 2017 (33)
  • June 2017 (36)
  • May 2017 (20)
  • April 2017 (31)
  • March 2017 (20)
  • February 2017 (13)
  • January 2017 (8)
  • December 2016 (23)
  • November 2016 (20)
  • October 2016 (39)
  • September 2016 (35)
  • August 2016 (41)
  • July 2016 (26)
  • June 2016 (49)
  • May 2016 (35)
  • April 2016 (43)
  • March 2016 (38)
  • February 2016 (42)
  • January 2016 (29)
  • December 2015 (75)
  • November 2015 (82)
  • October 2015 (65)
  • September 2015 (103)
  • August 2015 (144)
  • July 2015 (83)
  • June 2015 (95)
  • May 2015 (82)
  • April 2015 (94)
  • March 2015 (86)
  • February 2015 (116)
  • January 2015 (99)
  • December 2014 (148)
  • November 2014 (71)
  • October 2014 (78)
  • September 2014 (89)
  • August 2014 (71)
  • July 2014 (106)
  • June 2014 (70)
  • May 2014 (165)
  • April 2014 (128)
  • March 2014 (118)
  • February 2014 (87)
  • January 2014 (83)
  • December 2013 (113)
  • November 2013 (140)
  • October 2013 (117)
  • September 2013 (49)
  • August 2013 (103)
  • July 2013 (127)
  • June 2013 (111)
  • May 2013 (112)
  • April 2013 (107)
  • March 2013 (121)
  • February 2013 (145)
  • January 2013 (115)
  • December 2012 (125)
  • November 2012 (119)
  • October 2012 (180)
  • September 2012 (118)
  • August 2012 (102)
  • July 2012 (93)
  • June 2012 (53)
  • May 2012 (81)
  • April 2012 (112)
  • March 2012 (136)
  • February 2012 (72)
  • January 2012 (56)
  • December 2011 (36)
  • November 2011 (43)
  • October 2011 (91)
  • September 2011 (53)
  • August 2011 (18)
  • July 2011 (61)
  • June 2011 (19)
  • May 2011 (21)
  • April 2011 (9)
  • March 2011 (7)
  • February 2011 (16)
  • January 2011 (7)
  • December 2010 (2)
  • November 2010 (6)
  • October 2010 (14)
  • September 2010 (8)
  • August 2010 (2)
  • July 2010 (11)
  • June 2010 (8)
  • May 2010 (8)
  • April 2010 (16)
  • March 2010 (17)
  • February 2010 (9)

 

 

You May Also Like:

Livin' In The State Of Trance

Meditation. Medication. Same Damn Thing.

Posted on May 20, 2025May 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Shit Adds Up

Surreptitious Entry

Posted on May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

First, They Dance.

Posted on May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 by Barry Williams
Problem Solve Or Die

Fuck Insurance. Get Your Coverage From Kaizen.

Posted on May 9, 2025May 9, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Copy This Self

The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest

Posted on April 30, 2025April 30, 2025 by Barry Williams
Y'all Tered States

Heads That Are More Than A Noggin

Posted on April 20, 2025April 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Copyright © 2025
Designed & Developed by ThemeinWP Team
Scroll to top
Cleantalk Pixel