Love A Mile Wide And One Inch Deep Is Good

“Whose it gonna be?”

“Your husband or your sister?”

Said the mother fucker holding a gun.

I love my husband but average says

He’s gonna die before me.

Says mom.

My sister and I could take cruises and such.

My husband wantsa couchie coo.

Me, I’d love ta see the world if I could

So do, do him quick,

I beg you!