The Orange Man Cometh

Buddy knew Jesus

Was a bit away

And it wasn’t a stretch

To say okay

We will take a hero

A hero who can dodge

Full metal jackets and

Just because he can

Dodge a bullet

That’s okay…

Cause what could a non bullet dodger

Possibly say?

I can dodge a bullet

But not two, okay?

Buddy won the race now

Walls and battles and, Holy cow,

Battles within those walls…

Ya, we’re on the inside

With all the buddy bad guys.

Guess who just became hostage?