Instead Of Sending My Kid To War Couldn’t He Just Pay More Fines?

Many folks don’t know that Theodor Seuss Geisel worked for the war department.

Hail, most don’t even know who Theodor was on account of him using his

middle name and a fake doctorate to secure fame but more important

is the fact that Mr. T was pretty dang good at tossing short words

packed with big meanings together and then he goes and puts

this ingenuity to woik for the allies in order that they could

better smack down Dee Udders. I felt this future author

of such literary ginormity as Sneeches On The Beaches,

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish and Green Eggs

And Ham to be beyond such things as promoting

nationality because when you get the imaginer

of belly stars on your side, that rat there is an unfair adwantage.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

How could you, doctor?

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