Archive for October, 2013

Jesus Didn’t Die For Our Cynicism

Most folks know about greed. They know that potatoes are taken from potato makers and piled up and if a few of the potatoes or potato makers go bad its all figured into the cost of making potato piles. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Cynic  

If You Stay In My Club I Will Love You But If You Leave I Will Club You To Death

Most folks appreciate agreement. They need to be certain that people agree on the names they’re called and which address they’ll get mail sent to but most of all they appreciate the certainty that in disagreement you will stand fast on the Throwing-In towel. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

We’re Not Stuck On The Bottom Captain, We’re Just Stuck On The Bottom.

Most folks know when they’re wrong. They don’t often know how to admit it though, especially to themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Tip Of The Iceberg Was All Dude Could See But She Appeared To Be Made Of Dung

Most folks have a favorite song. They love to hear it over and over until one day they’ve heard it enough and now need new ear shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Wright-Duffy cheque affair: Harper’s explanations changing by the day

The Moo-ers That Could Not See The Fence, They Were The Farmer’s Favorite Cows

Most folks stay in bounds. They want to avoid being offside or getting a penalty for not following the rules even when the game they’re playing is rigged. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dad Didn’t Want Any Smarter Kids So He Took Away Their Brain Can Dee

Most folks would enjoy more intelligence. They could think clearer for themselves with less assistance from other truth tellers and if this new found awareness came from something illegal then that fact would be brought into question by these new thinkers who would then ask why this brain maker stuff called “pot” was ever kept from […]

Our Taste Masters Will Lead The Way Thankyou

Most folks like to make their own choices. They don’t often know what those choices are though, they just uh, make ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Purposely Swang Low, Always Swang Low… To Avoid Hitting Anyone High.

Most folks have seen cartoons. They don’t really know why they were attracted to this obviously artificial reality but sure as fuck they were and now it’d be real hard to prove Batman ain’t real. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Only So Much Spit Would Fit On His Cart And He Needed A Balanced Load

Most folks have expectations. They send these beggars out sideways without realizing that this rug cuts a million ways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

For Those That Have Their Nose In The PeepHole Of Life

Many folks think life stinks. They pull the pin on their parade without realizing that their spot will be blank and whatever might have been reflected won’t be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Listen Less Than Five Percenters. DO NOT Go Into GTA V! DO NOT!

Most folks can calm down. They just can’t usually calm down to the point that they’re not where they appear to be. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Uh, why are the kids so quiet…

Dude Knew She Weren’t Broke Total But He’d Buggy Her Up Any Which Way

Most folks have forgotten the pony express. They don’t realize that time was at one point measured in hoofbeats and whenever the hoofbeats slowed down their cost went up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Everyone Else Thought This Was A Big Deal But To Dude It Was Another Bare Trap

Most folks have gone too far. They said shite they wish they hadn’t and done stuff they wish no evidence existed for and still they generate truly undelete-able photos & text. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Try to wipe it y’all. Can’t. Can ya…  

Step Back Sir! Sir… Sir … Sir! You’re Out Of Line!

Most folks know life creates noise. They understand that the more noise people can accept the more people can live in a clamor and people that can live in a clamor limit listenin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Shit Now Started Getting Abusive So Dude Turned Both His NoHearing Aids Up

Most folks want free will. They want it when their choices are clear but at tit for tat they want a path to follow and at least one fence to jump over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

I Fought My Self And My Self Won. So I Signed Up For A Second Match.

Most folks go against themselves. They see something sparkly somewhere else and before they know it their attention ain’t where it oughta be and THAT’S THEIR FUCKING PARKING SPOT! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Uncle Buddy Brett Williams And What I Learned From You

Most folks consider themselves smarter than their kids. They don’t usually imagine this going on forever though on account of the Everybody Becoming Moron Theory but they are still convinced that in most instances they must certainly possess more sound judgement and enhanced knowledge that these self proven betters do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Everyone Got A Hole, A Hole In Their Wall. Pinhole Or Porthole? Look Through Or Go?

Most folks pay attention. They pay as much as they have to because why pay more? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hate Sure Causes People To Act Out And I’ll Be GolDarned If Love Don’t Too

Most folks are motivated. They do shite outa expectations, for money and even prestige but other, more satiny whips can be cracked & those loving licks create such beautiful scars that people  become entanglemently enhanced. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Without Reflection, You Are What You See.

Most folks blame themselves. They ought to really be wagging their biggest finger at whomever set up their doll house or lack thereof but often reserve that credit for numero uno. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Shoe Brush Salesmen Learned But The “Justice” System Didn’t

Most folks don’t canvass door-to-door. They understand that at one time it was acceptable to interrupt home owners with novel offers which would definitely enhance their lives but now that everyone can get nearly anything anywhere the door knockers must enter anew. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Books Must Not Be Judged By Their Cover As Much As For Their Thickness

Most folks have a happy face. They wear it when necessary and every wearer knows that masks wear out quickly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Might Think That It’s Not You Doing It But It Is… It IS, IT IS!

Most folks make mistakes. They don’t keep track though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Government Is Neither Smart Or Stupid And Only Thinking Makes It So

Most folks have purchased something. They get this one particular thing only to find out that they are a dime a dozen and that every Joe and his dawg has one. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Everyone Got Thrown To The Lions And Their Choice Was To Slink Or Swim

Most folks conform. They find it easier than getting their knuckles and awareness rapt. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Outside There Was No Size At All But Inside Everything Was Something

Many folks know a god. They unfortunately  can’t tell if their god knows them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Cowboys Lost A Lot Of Cattle Thinking It Was Just Some Leaves A Rustlin’

Most folks know about examples. They often undermine the potential of leading by example though thru adding “do as I say not as I do” in their shit got knotted spots. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Every Day The Cowboys Destroyed A Little Bit More Respect

Most folks know about the police. They do their damnedest to stay the hell out of those confident cowboy’s path because even good citizens know that absolutely no good will ever come from engaging power hungry dudes with guns. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Listened To His Gut Every Second For Duck & Cover Or Run Like Hell

Most folks are suspects. They are suspected of being consumers and having predictable habits and  the instant this is confirmed they become prospects. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Then customers, repeat customers and finally loyal customers not to mention accounts listed as having value on some corporate balance sheet.

Two Wrongs Certainly Don’t Make A Right But Suggest A Demarcation

Most folks make mistakes. They sometimes lie about making some mistakes though leaving those mistakes to be made again. Thank you, friend. Barry out.