Archive for January, 2022

Stupid Don’t Feel Stupid

Let’s say you are a brain surgeon. And you don’t have no brain. What you gonna do when they find out? Nothing like brainless pain. But the surgeon don’t care. He’s not there. Not ALL there anyway…

Yes I Stole From Thieves

The guy said hand it over So I did and over crushed him. Slow tilted and then it rushed him. Buddy glanced eyes skyward. Exclaimed, and then I swear I heard Sucker! I’ll show you punishment! Dude looked hard and then he went Work your damndest! Me?! I got this! And you shall have no […]

History Stutters

Jesus hada die Nine damn times. Before he got it right. Couldn’t die at breakfast. Lunch didn’t work. Jesus hada die at night. Dying like the day old light. Getting all the shadows right. It’s Jesus sad, it isn’t fright. So even Jesus wants to get it right. Do overs, like today’s the same. Ain’t […]

I Said Boy Don’t Hide Your Feelings Just Hide

Bout eleven pee em When the sireens rang Was an erie damn feelin’ Like the angels brang A hole new reality One that he Tested for resistance Against the best At their request Send the best available. We will then rail Reality So not that he Cut this big thing in to two tense?

If You Don’t Record Your Recollections

He did it one time. It were not no crime. To do things one time. Then draw no map. That’s where it’s at. You tell them no thing. Then compasses do ring A false direction And thru erection Of a fake flag We swear, from here, to drag The only kinda drag That brings ’em […]


A mother and daughter. A father and husband. Three went out to fly. They didn’t think to try. To avoid the system. It is… they were some Shy to buck anything. They were the thing That syst in system. How could it forget them?! Hey! We made this place! They’d yell… disgraced. Then they’d wonder […]

And Once We Couldn’t Remember, Then They Took Our Memories.

He picked things up And put things down. He moved them here And all around. Do you think those damn things Were ever found?! No, they’re lost! And their loss confounds Anyone! Everyone! Can anyone help him? Tell where he’s been? See an object placed nearby. Old blind sucker why… why? Where does your mind […]

No Clowns On The Trap Ease

They were hanging by a thread. So far overhead Accentuating dread At every flip. What if they missed?! The crowd knew this So they watched intently The trapezers gently Raised this bar and Swung so far Tumbling through the air. They seemed to have no care Of their potential One slip, there goes The whole […]

They’re All Barbeque Chips

He wouldn’t take the chip On their first damn try. But six jabs later He began to ask why. Why would he lineup And bare another arm? Why take a chance on The jab doing harm? Better get a clear tat. So clear that No one you know knows. And if they do, too bad. […]

Between Dawglas And Kitty-Cats

Heaven is a real place. Where real people get to. And real cats. And real dogs. And anyone who feels the draw The draw of heaven. It’s been there since Hey Zeus was a cowboy.

This Year I’m Gonna

Gonna get so wide I be narrow. Large a come so fast I need a barrow. Wheel dat cash thru no tomorrow. No shit given which day. Daddy’s gonna play. Still driving old sleds. Sleeping inna same beds. Fedora onna good head. Pulling plugs on all dread. Listen notta he said. Learnin’ shit at he […]

One Light Year North

Watch your speed, he said. Though in me, dread. I asked not where we went. All curiosity spent. I watched, in horror. The closer we were. To the guardrails they call life. Does it really take so much strife? To say we bin there. Now, we’re all square. Take as much sand as you need. […]

Buddy Will Break His Own Fall

He did a nice, big swann. Kiss blown to his fans Then dude continued on. That smile, you knew, he flossed. That smile, you knew, he tossed. At every mom and boss. Here mom! Let me get that! Here sir, I got that slack! C’mon, I got your back! I’m the kind of friend you […]

Happy And Merry Ain’t Here! Go Home!

Really no reason to get all upset. Lost fair and square Your little bet. Course, now comes a time of large regret. You gotta pay dem dues. Doin’ doze tings you’d choose Not to do if you could. But says life den you shoulda Looked at your actions. See sums and then some Times you […]