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Month: August 2011

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Awareness

Right After Ordering a $1,000 Happy Face Sign I Started Shitting My Pants

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 31, 2011
  • Post Comment 1 comment

All my life I’ve gone too far. Said a little too much. Stayed a little too long. (or not long enough) And done shite I […]

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Jeepers Things Have Changed Alot. NOT.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 31, 2011
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Humans enjoy being fooled. We do it all the time by thinking that tomorrow will be different than today or that next week things will […]

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Trying Not To Overdo The Freedom Of Speech Thang

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 30, 2011
  • Post Comment 0 comments

No one has to tell me to watch my P’s and Q’s. And I told my old man, too. Watch them, I said. Without knowing […]

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Being An Author Absolves One Of House Hold Chores

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 30, 2011
  • Post Comment 3 comments

Many people read. Few people write. It takes longer to write. C`mon, everyone can`t clean up their own stinko! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

You IS Who You IS Where You IS. Isn’t You?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 30, 2011
  • Post Comment 4 comments

Satisfaction is optional, happiness is not. Happiness is the fuel that powers survival while satisfaction is the throttle which determines how much happiness we have […]

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Even Very Small Things That Come Between Us Can Have Ginormous Effects

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 29, 2011
  • Post Comment 1 comment

Ninety three million miles is a long way. Still, 99.999 % of the distance between the sun and earth has less effect than the last […]

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Awareness

Wasps As A Message Delivery System

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 28, 2011
  • Post Comment 5 comments

At one time I paid for insects to be killed. One by one if necessary. Reveled in it. Bragged about it. Semi famous for it. […]

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Awareness

One More FBI Warning and I’m Pirating Movies Until The Cows Come Home

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 28, 2011
  • Post Comment 1 comment

How many times we gotta be told? Enough is enough, I can’t take much more. I’m bout ready to start making illegal copies of everything […]

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Awareness

Heaven Has Translucent Perimeters and Many Rooms. I Wonder Why.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 28, 2011
  • Post Comment 10 comments

Ask anyone who has expired. There IS a place called heaven or whatever you call it. It ain’t here but you sure can get there […]

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Awareness

Say It. You’re Ugly.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 26, 2011
  • Post Comment 3 comments

This is a face for mind lovers. Its a fair description. Too fair, at times, it seems. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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How Do You Know When You’ve Fallen Asleep?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 26, 2011
  • Post Comment 2 comments

Whaaa?! People say this because trance states exist. In fact, you IS one. Thank you, friend. Barry out. (answer: only when you wake up do […]

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The Tide Rides Cycles and So Do We You Unbalanced Moron

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 26, 2011
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Up way big and way down swings the unstoppable swell in this ocean, this volcano, this street. And there on the surface, I see you, […]

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“If I Fucking Catch You – You’re DEAD!” Said My Father. I Knew He Meant it.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 9, 2011
  • Post Comment 18 comments

Parents and kids don’t always see eye to eye. And while it’s okay to disagree, sometimes HOW we do it is the most important factor. […]

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Awareness

Expire While Wearing This Shirt and Save 50% Off Your Funeral Cost!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 8, 2011
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Our world is facing unprecedented challenges. The largest and worsening nuclear accident in history, numerous seeming endless wars and corrupt economic crises of previously unimagined […]

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Keep ALL Your Blind Eyes On The Peas In This Pod

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 7, 2011
  • Post Comment 3 comments

If Its Supposed To Be Rotten, That Rat There Is Good Eats The Hells Angels, Grim Reapers and Satan’s Choice are motorcycle clubs. The RCMP, […]

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Awareness

I’ll Friggin Well Do It When & IF I Want To

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 4, 2011
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Freedom has a description. Like everything else, how it manifests is a personal matter but it always starts from the same seed. Partial evolving to […]

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Awareness

I Hope Its Okay That I Shat In Your Water

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 4, 2011
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Gotcha Right HERE BUDDY Drinking crappy juice is bad. Imbibing fermented fecal fluid when we don’t know it’s bin spat in is worse. Waay worse. […]

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Awareness

Hello Shunning My Old Friend

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 4, 2011
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Ignorant is as ignorant does. Myself, I see it as more of an insulation from life’s experience rather than something akin to rude reality. This […]

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