Archive for March, 2012
Like I’m The Only Person Who Is Whacked
Most folks know slack is the easiest thing cut. And yet few people are willing to automatically reel it out because they never got enough themselves and daggnabbit, why give anything we never got! Please say there is no reward for witches because a jewish black weetch just moved into our poor complex. Thank you, […]
Great! Three Main Personalities And Two Are Drunks!
Many folks prepare at least somewhat for adversity. They might have a first aid kit and maybe planned how everyone will scatter or meet somewhere safe if no one is hunting them because flash floods, hurricanes and a fair-weather friend migration can cause all kinds of havoc and is anyone watching our toilet paper levels? […]
What I’ve Been Meaning To Say Is I’m Trapped Above This Chinese Laundry
Many folks think they know their place. Then, it turns out that their “place” has “changed” and they see the pony they just road in on & know bloody well that the same hoss ain’t going to get them out unless we attract those favorable gusts and enough billowing breezes to fills everyone’s sails. Thank […]
And What Will We Do With Our Amazing Machine? Well, So Far We Don’t Know…
Most folks understand that heavier than air objects can fly. A few decades ago this was not only thought ludicrous but many people died attempting to do something so foolhardy that only idiots and idiot barn storming death-wishers would ever do and that is even board an aircraft let alone with enough people to create […]
More Valuable Than Riches Yet None Should Be Dug For
Most folks understand that one good turn deserves another. Unfortunately, the same does not hold true when it comes to one bad turn deserves another on account of bad guys not wanting to pay their pipers. Course, we could say the same holds true of every dude who purposefully avoids enriching others due to a […]
Clumsy Means You’re Ahead Of Yourself. Just Stop And Take A Step Back.
Many folks understand that body function drops off over time. First, we lose our ability to listen (usually around age 12) and right after it goes our willingness to run fast for very long. Pretty soon believing anything we are told flies out the window and this new thing called cynicism sneakily slips into our […]
If We Couldn’t Dispose Of Dog Shit For One Hundred Thousand Years
Most folks know about nuclear energy plants and how safe they are. And for the most part, these energy production facilities are in decent shape, even though they are equivalent to driving a 1970 Oldsmobile station wagon in 2012. What should be nagging on us though, is not the fact that we’re driving an older, […]
If You Don’t Live Inside Your Head Then Quite Likely You Are Outa Here!
Many folks are able to think beyond themselves. Some can even go so far as to slip out of their own body and directly into the shoes of another, no matter what the foot size, color or location. These people see a completely different world from that of many of their fellow travelers because they […]
For Them Afraid Of What Might Be Said And Terrified Of What Probably Won’t
Many folks know much more than they let on. They are not “playing stupid”. Nope, these people are allowing the restricted view of others to drive a belief system which permits them to sit back and watch reality unfold because somewhere inside all this wrapping lies hidden a real attention getter. Thank you, friend. Barry […]
And Where Is The Line-up For The Non Curious?
Most folks appreciate knowing what is happening around them. They watch not only their own P’s and Q’s but pay attention to the letters uttered by their comrades because they know that foxes will be seen by the perimeter chickens first and they will begin clucking like there is no tomorrow because for them birds […]
Now Entering Peace Nation Of “Enter Name Here” And We DO NOT Use Force. Okay?
Most folks know when someone is standing too close. Different cultures have alternate distances for sure, but when extreme techniques come into play like yelling to make one’s point or admonishing when one obviously is out of their thought league because they don’t know shite’s already gone awry. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Don’t.
Then With A Wink And A Swoop He Ruled The Entire Mummer’s Farce
Most folks proudly vote. They know that participation in politics is limited and wanting to exercise every opportunity to have their voice heard and add what ever small support they are able to they mark their ballot with gusto in an effort to create a better world for us all. However, if those same folks […]
Nobody Talks Shit In Bizzness Meetings Yet Shit Is What Bidness Wades Through
Most folks understand that business meetings occur where business does not. Its usually quiet, clean and everybody has a coffee and is comfortable with a wee bit or a bunch of pleasant small talk taking up a fair bit of space everywhere but in the minutes and before everyone breaks for a great lunch maybe […]
And Once I Stop My Bellyaching Then We Can Deal With Yours
Many folks grumble about fellow complainers. They conjure all manner of decent advice which, if followed, would undoubtedly lessen the pain that surely must be the cause of most of the grousing heard all about us but what these same now solution oriented dudes forget is that if their advice truly is effective it will […]
As You Insist In Acting This Way I’ll Hang A Parallel Universe To The Rat
Most folks are unaware of their ability to listen without effect. This occurs whenever we are “there” but “not there” on account of a conscious or unconscious desire to escape from now here to no where. This nowhere place resides spatially right beside our current location and can be accessed by entering the zone everyone […]
Perhaps You Never Said “NO, YOU GIVE IT UP!” And Smiled At Its Absence
Most folks have never considered anyone surrendering to them. There’s no need to on account of no one demanding anything from anybody, they all just try to get along and if someone needs something then by golly the caring community sees that they get it. None of this depends on threats and boy, if it […]