Archive for October, 2015

Gonna Git Me In The Greeting Card Biz

Y’ain’t changin’ minds. Not like you could. Y’ain’t charging eight or Maybe nine damn bucks For a real thin chunka wood. With a place to sign your name. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Thirty Thousand People Made It Out Alive And Those Bastards Bet It All On You

The Toba Catastrophe was A pretty big deal. Just the world coming to an end. But you and me, we made it through. Cradled by the hopes of humanity. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Suggested Dude Do The Right Thing But Dude Wasn’t Taking Suggestions

When you see a mind made up LOOK AWAY! Lest your mind make up too. You’ll always know what to do. Every time! Always know what to say. No way! Way and always do the right thing. Less it changes… Course if things change then you’re screwed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Running Ninety-Three Percent Blinder Dude Was Still Seeing Too Much Shit

Arrgg! Don’t say arrgg out loud. Maybe say it to yourself but Never in a crowd. Arrgg is not allowed. Arrgg just shows you’ve bowed To vexation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Help Was On The Way Just Not This Way

You’re on your own. It’s up to you. Even if you Have no clue What to do. Say you do! Guess! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

On The Tiniest Pair ‘O Wings Flew The Largest Load Of Shit

The night, she hides, What the light of day will not. Cause Nighttime looks so scary that It seldom will be caught. With its pants down, Fooling around, Out on the town. At least, not so’s last night would remember. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

First You Do De Alligator. Den You Do Da Swamp.

Problems won’t eat ’til you got’em. Then they eat your house And your home. Problems chew time like Cows chew cud. Only problems, unlike cows, don’t roam. Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Then Mister Magic Asked – Do Ya Wanna Dissappear?

Dirt hides stuff. Ats why you put it on top. You put a little dirt and then You don’t get caught. Then you stay real quiet. Like a silent night. Nothin’ to be worried ’bout. With dirt its outa sight. It won’t bother you, alright? Just squeeze them peepers tight And savor the insight. That […]

The Barrier To Entry Was No Way Out

Aw,  you shouldn’t have… Shoulda never ever started here. Shoulda never started up that hill. Shoulda never agreed to free will. Shoulda never brought blood to spill. Shoulda never tore hearts for thrills. Shoulda never took all them pills. Shoulda never seen mama’s will. Shoulda never lashed out but still… Hada git the blood shed, […]

Be At The Scene Of Your Life

This person wasn’t present. Didn’t know they died. Sadly, not alone. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Good Shit Lasts For A Day If You’re Lucky

Yahoo! doesn’t take long to say. But yahoo echoes nicely. And yahoo plays well once or twice, But three yahoos won’t suffice. They don’t last! Yahoos throw the dice Through the window. Yahoo’s not all ways nice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Look Mister Fixet! Amirror!

You can call me names. You can play your sames. Just remember it’s your life you’re spending. I’ve done my time. Soaked in sublime. Dropped a drip of whine. It’s time I push my big ol plunger down Ah make a whirlysquirrely What’s your hurry? Friendamine pantomime. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Real Easy Life Ain’t Worth Doin’

This rich person extinguished themself. … Coulda had houses. Coulda had cars. Coulda put hard cash down on the barrel head For a real nice ride to Mars! Coulda had trips. Coulda named their vacation. Coulda hopped a first class seat On any moving thing. To any damn destination! Coulda had fun. Coulda outrun The […]

The Acting Mister Harddone By

Make your break. Your arm. A leg. Promises unkept. A sweat. Away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Your Monster Hates The Clear View You

Buddy you’re in a battle. A battle for your life. Brought your shooter and Your yipper too. Playing at any price. The shadow of two cross hairs. A laser light sparkles your eye. But you stand firm obliviously, Buddy you make me cry. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Choose Your Words Carefully Cause They Don’t Go Away

You hear everything you say. Good or bad, night or day. Words aren’t free, They cost. You pay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Homeostasis Is Way Bigger’n You

Try to change. You can’t do it. You’re a fucking retard. I fucking knew it. God I’d love to stand on your throat… Thanks for nothing asshole. Barry out.  

At Times He Was Close To A Moron

Stupid doesn’t need you to try. Stupid rarely ever asks why. Stupid start to walk then flies. Stupid make a smart person cry. Stupid rocks low upon high. Stupid pulls a lid over eyes. Stupid says super size fries. Stupid done well can seem wise. Stupid. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Dude Always, Always Thought Hawthorne Was Watching.

WHAT YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT! Like looking does something… Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If Yer Not Fucked And The World Is Fucked, You, My Friend, Are Fucked.

Many blues. Many reds. Many normals. Nuff said. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Cut Yer Hammer Down

Dude needed altered. Altered needed Dude. About this fact don’t be confused. Sure, altered hurts. Altered makes you sad. But it can show you places where There lives glad. Altered’s good you came The party’s not the same Without you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude’s Cheek Was Overturned

You blow second chances. They let you off their hook. You seem to get whatever you need By hook or crook. That spot in the distance Ain’t a spot at all. It’s the end of good times Headin’ for you all. And you bloody deserve it. I hope it wrecks your pie! Cause you deserve […]

Dude Would Call Out And Only Internet Answered

Hide and seek is a Game we play When we want to amuse ourselves. But hide and seeking Doesn’t work every time Cause if we don’t find we’ve just thrown away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Look For Trouble And You Will Find It. Ideas Work The Same.

Dust in the wind Removed via mask Or no more wind. Thoughts need food. Food for thought. Get some ‘n give it to ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Aquarium Water Sans Filter

They shat where they lived. Hauled shat in sacks around their necks. That shat changed the smell of everything. Everything smelled like shat. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Are In Your Mind. Your Mind Is Outa You.

Out there isn’t. In here is. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Gotta Make Room For A Stoner Two

Wayne Felhaurer where are you? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Ain’t The Real World

Doors closed. Doors opened. Doors barred and still kicked in. Doors open but not by choice. Doors open for one of the boys. Doors opened by photos. Doors opened by clandestine recordings. Doors opened by Benjamin Franklins. Doors opened by embarrassment. Doors closed by shame. Doors closed by strange noises. Doors open out of habit. […]

Between Us And The Real Big God There Were A Bunch Of Teeny Weenie Gods

Amen for the managers! The folks who walk and roll. They steer the ship and Drop the anchor at will. They say who stays and who goes. All say hurrah for them in the know. For the Chiefs high up on life’s hill. They see what’s what and aim our sheep They call us high […]

Maybe You Can Save Another Life But You Cannot Save Yer Own

Love can fill a heart. Love can fill a room. Love can fill a life, Any moment love can bloom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.