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Month: October 2019

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The Bugs Are Winning

You Don’t Scare Me, That’s MY Job!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 26, 2019
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We sprayed and sprayed and sprayed and sprayed. We prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed. But the goddamn insects would not stay Gone. We […]

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Everybody Git One Day

You Have ONE Shot At Success. EVERY Day.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 25, 2019
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Pretend you’re not some loser. Maybe you’re no dumb fuck. How ’bout the world is not your oyster? What if it runs on luck? Say […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

IF You Can Listen As You Speak

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 24, 2019
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Bad shit tumbled outa his mouth. Words weighed nada as he flailed them about. No more whispers, now they had clout. Flung them so far […]

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Assholes Annonymous

He Didn’t Know What He Wanted And This Was Only Lunch

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 24, 2019
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The wool stayed firmly Over his eyes. The look was so cool It was not a disguise. See, covering up stopped All ifs, ands and […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

He Took The Shrooms And Then The Shrooms Took Him

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 20, 2019
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Two big pieces of apple pie! What a guy! So, so fly! Says hello when he means good bye. Never says what he means. So […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Constant Peripheral Vision

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 17, 2019
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The corners of his mouth hung high. Some would call it smiling. Course, they’d be defiling Jocularity. For it was plain to see. His knack […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Why… Mister Always Promoting?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 17, 2019
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Something about your pie hole. Continuously flapping. Cupping strange feet way in said hole. Can’t stop it from happening. Braggart for others. Makin’ their mothers […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Night Terrors

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 17, 2019
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He thought it was the booze When the sun went down But the damn trouble started Once the booze was gone. Nothing now to blame […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

They Cannot Stress Enough

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 15, 2019
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Work so hard. Gotta pay that rent. Nevermind your insides Or how rent makes them bent. Wake up artificially. Alarm, alarm, alarm! Knocking back a […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

When The Truth Comes Out

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 15, 2019
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People are stupid. That’s what they think. Teatotalers pretending Like they never drink. They will raise a stink. If they’re on the brink. Of someone […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Actual Product May Vary

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 14, 2019
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Put your best foot forward. School clothes on. Color that hair. No wood bare. Side with the Joneses. Get a horny car. Don’t forget your […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

They Torture

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 5, 2019
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A ten o’clock meeting. And one fifteen. Stick a little lunch meet in between. You record the minutes. Be the president. Authorize a budget, get […]

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The Regular Grind Is A Good One

Same Circus, Different Town.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 4, 2019
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He waved and smiled and said He didn’t do it. You ain’t pinnin’ this one on me. He said I have bent backwards. I’ve twisted […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

The Minuses

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 3, 2019
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She took away her takeaway Everyway she could. Every day she would. From her filthy neighborhood. Drag dead carcasses where she went. Smelled like hell […]

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Operating Systems

Like Your Opinion Counts

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 3, 2019
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They asked him this. And they asked him that. And then they’d mumble behind his back. He said this And we heard that. That advice […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Living Truth

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 2, 2019
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He saw it move. It was alive! He saw it thrash and swoop and dive. It squirmed and moaned. It hid and groaned. Survived disowning. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

You Don’t Need To Panic But It’s Helpful To Know How

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 1, 2019
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What time is it Mister Wolf? There were no clocks. No hands to point. No days so one we could anoint. Rich is better. Poor […]

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