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Month: November 2014

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They Threw Eggs Instead Of Bullets. Eggs Start Shit Where Bullets End It.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 29, 2014
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Most folks know about movies. They compare their life to movies and wonder, unlimited pop & popcorn for the whole fucking movie?! Don’t stop the […]

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Fuck All Conditions Not Conducive To Our Existence

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 29, 2014
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Most folks look at everything. They mistakenly believe that what they need is somewhere in the mix when what they really need is mixed up like […]

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One Cop. One Good Cop Could Change The World…

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 29, 2014
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  At age 14 I babysat a neighborhood RCMP member’s daughter. This was the early 70’s in Virden, Manitoba and this night really rocked my […]

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Dude Got Drunk And Talked To Cats

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 28, 2014
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Most folks have inhibitions. They have no idea what they are, though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Nope. I Don’t Think That Wave’s A Movin’.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 28, 2014
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Most folks do as they’re told. They sit there and stand there and march just where they’re told. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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The Police Union’s Last Dues

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 27, 2014
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  The lights went out at 401 Fairing. The air conditioning turned off. Not a drop of water could be sprinkled in a basin. Whether […]

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Loose Lips Sink Sheeps

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 27, 2014
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Police can lie. They can legally make shit up. I almost shat my pants when I learned that. Police? Lie? Who da good guys?! The […]

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Boats Without Bilge Pumps Slowly Sink

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 27, 2014
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Most folks know about water. They understand that water will come in ten ways from Sunday and if someone ain’t keeping  water levels low, they even out. Thank you, […]

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Dude Was Like BOOM! I Got Shit On Ya!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 27, 2014
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Most folks have genes. They got them from someone else but now they got to rub the genie three times for wishes. Thank you, friend. […]

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An Upset Now Would Make Dude Right Side Up

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks aim for the middle. They imagine the middle as a safe place to be until they understand that the middle road is a […]

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It Was A Sad Day In Hell When The Devil Started Missin’ Daze

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks have fears. They try not to face them though on account of mom and dad tucking them in so tight. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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He Spoke A Weird Language Of Hand Signals On A No Sound Flat Key Flute

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks know about typing. They understand that it is hardly taught anymore on account of qwerty DNA. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If You Live Real Close To Insane, Yer Mouse Can Drive You There.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks get perturbed. They are annoyed that the cat box didn’t get cleaned or the microwave quit working but they still have lots of mind left […]

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Catching Shit From The Side

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks avoid head on. They don’t want a head on collision, they will not put their neck  on the line and hats off to […]

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Naw, Grief Dude Had Lots Of. It Was That Other Thing He Wanted.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks want less hassle. They would like to be first in the soup line, last to be asked to help clean up and in the middle of […]

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There Was No Sense Trying To Run Away Cause He Was Already Running Away.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks want out. They want to go outdoors, they want outa this job and they want name changes all around every once in a […]

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Once Dude Got All His Privacy, He Didn’t Want No More.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 26, 2014
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Most folks need time alone. They seek privacy and distance until they’re full right up with it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Anyone Listening Knows. I Tried To Do Right.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 25, 2014
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You try to do right. What else you gonna do? You try to do it right. By everyone and you. But if you gonna do […]

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Find A Way, Any Way, To Squeeze Your Life Out Of Your Story.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 22, 2014
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Most folks have history. They are sometimes  better off knowing it and other times better making shit up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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No Need To Be Rudely Rich. Rude Is Quite Enough.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 22, 2014
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Poor people think about money all the time. Where’d all that money go? How much we got left? When we gettin’ some more? Poor people […]

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Signs Don’t Work. People Do.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 22, 2014
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Most folks have gut instinct. They usually ignore it though on account of their gut already telling them when to eat and shit. Thank you, […]

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Time Is On Yer Side Like Gravity Is On It’s Feet

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 22, 2014
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Most folks hate being late. They would rater be on time and alive than have the shiniest headstone on the block. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Tap. Tap. Tap. Yer Attention Please.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 22, 2014
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Most folks know about concern. They understand it is normally difficult if not impossible to muster on account of there being so many cake sparklers. […]

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And Every Time They Offered A Job He’d Ask: “Can I Drink While Doing That?”

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 22, 2014
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Many folks are assholes. They don’t have the faintest clue that they are assholes though, on account of being engulfed in a sizable “no shit!” […]

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Snot Crazy

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 22, 2014
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Snot crazy to think your phone is bugged. The NSA got you covered, you big data-palooka, you. Snot crazy to think that your number is up […]

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Yer PenPal Is Dead

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 21, 2014
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They scraped colored chalk against the sidewalk. I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER was what the many times repeated message said and I wondered who the hell […]

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The Umbilical Cord She Stretch Soo Far

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 21, 2014
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Tomato. Cut. Mustard. Cut. Complainers. Cut. The whole thing is to part apart. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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You Guys Who Try To Wear Me Down

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 21, 2014
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Yo, FUCK YOU NIGGA! I fucking mean that. Son-of-a-bitch! Trying to take my rent money. Tried to take my rent money by raising his gas […]

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Before Me Now

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 18, 2014
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Many folks were someone else. They didn’t know french and they didn’t have a spouse and they didn’t want to kill them and hey, what’s […]

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There’s A Reason Happy Should Be Spread

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 18, 2014
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Most folks know about farts. They understand that good farts are difficult to detect while bad farts travel far, too far. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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