Archive for April, 2018
When she called him a stupid cunt He didn’t call her a stupid cunt back. He knew silence was golden. The best move? Tip his hat. See, guilt, he knew, Was made inside. And the mobile part was Ten miles wide. One could build an empire Just with little-old this: Let ’em blast all nasty […]
April 27th, 2018 | Posted in Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | 2 Comments
One plate balanced on a stick Is tough enough. To keep on that stick. Two plates on two sticks and See how much you bit Off and there’s no time cause Here comes plate number three! These plates don’t see. You can’t do three! Who would believe… You will do more. Way more than four…
April 25th, 2018 | Posted in Pull Your Head Out Your Ass | No Comments
He was predictably hungry. Eating that fence. Could he get out before The baddies came hence? Eat a little hole. Just enough to get out. But do it real quietly. The baddies are about. Waiting for your re-lease. The baddies want your out.
April 24th, 2018 | Posted in fair warning | No Comments
Tommy was a big bagga shit. Buthe was used to it. Waddle ovet there. Shinny uppa stair. Splash himseff down. Boilin’ point is found. Naw dig yourself a hookin’ point or Vapor out now.
April 23rd, 2018 | Posted in Livin' In The State Of Trance | No Comments
Mama sent Billie to the corner store. The beggars were outa bread. Billie said, Mama, I had to pay anyway! That’s what the storekeep said. Paying for bread when there ain’t no bread?! Mama couldn’t figure like the storekeep did. She paid and breadless Billie came home… Will that be cash or charge? The […]
April 23rd, 2018 | Posted in This Shit Stanks A High Heaven! | No Comments
They said the bank account was his. Then they took it. They said he should mind his biz. Then they took it. They made the world turn. They made the climate burn. They made the people yearn For More man! Mormon! Gives us some chore man! So we get to heaven cause This. Ain’t. It. […]
April 22nd, 2018 | Posted in The God Of Luck Don't Need No God | No Comments
She couldn’t pass by a yard sale. Useless shit had her name on it. Too gooda deals… With her name… Written all over that shit. Didn’t have room for it. Squeezed her out bit by bit. Shit over here. Shit over there. Gettin’ marked up cause The storers don’t care. They got their own shit. […]
April 21st, 2018 | Posted in Madness Is In The Food | No Comments
Make it for a buck but sell for ten. You’re a good fellow, you. You a millionaire but your people poor. They can’t do this too. Not enough money when the money’s made. Can’t pay principle and interest, yay? The money don’t exist so it Can’t be paid. No matter what is sayed. The game […]
April 19th, 2018 | Posted in It's Economics Man | No Comments
Step outside naked in minus thirty. You won’t last that long. Walk thru the wild with big, clenched fists. In no time you’ll be gone. Stroll one day with the hot, hot sun. With skin so crisp you could come undone. You can’t cry, there’s no tears to run. But buddy, you’re changing the weather! […]
April 18th, 2018 | Posted in You Ain't The Bossamee | No Comments
At times he was an asshole. At others a great guy. No one thought to wonder How this was or why. Was he really just an asshole? Or was asshole in all guys? Perhaps I was the asshole here Assholing up mankind. Arrive like yin and leave like yang. Come on buddy, do your thang! […]
April 15th, 2018 | Posted in History Bitch | No Comments
He was a flash in the pan. The come as Iran. The Mickey Mouse man. The new happen-nan. But no also ran. No never began. No not happen-nan. No you’re not my friend. No we start again. We just say.
April 14th, 2018 | Posted in Operating Systems | No Comments
Wanna start fresh. New Davey Koresh. But without his mesh wit Authority. Be da Davey, see. That goes freely. Maybe no kids shot. ATF not bought by Cristy Anne. With Her new plan To lengthen The span of control. That’s how we roll.
April 14th, 2018 | Posted in The God Of Luck Don't Need No God | No Comments
Squeeze in a rep here. Don’t stop moving there. People can’t see you in your Underwear or it’s Not called underwear. But you maybe do not care. You sits dare and Oggles Cause your goggles Ain’t a tuned inta dare. But dare you. Push through. You will find out dare… That dare is no dare. […]
April 14th, 2018 | Posted in You Ain't The Bossamee | No Comments
You can lie a wee, wee bit. But not too much. You can say that there’s a Santa. When there’s no such. You can say that voting counts. You can say as pressure mounts That you never promised shit! Had nothing to do with it! If they don’t shaddapp you’ll quit! Then get something On […]
April 13th, 2018 | Posted in This Shit Stanks A High Heaven! | No Comments
He heard that the world was ending. Or at least his world was ending and They’d be sending him out the room The room where everything looks Like this. He could kiss this real Goodbye and maybe try to See this new real. This really-real deal. That leap plus yesterday leads here T’was the future […]
April 12th, 2018 | Posted in T'aint Really Really Real | No Comments
Ain’t wantin’ no shit from No one’s mouth ‘cept Inside my own head. You hear whut I said?! Voices?! Slewfoot, you bastard! I thought you wuz out there! But your underwear and Mine are the same size! Same eyes! Realized that You are IN me! Now I see I gotta fight you from my heart! […]
April 12th, 2018 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Holy shit you can trade places! Change faces! Displace yourself! No one will tell. They’ll ask you Are you well? You wink cause You won’t tell. You’ve learned that Shit don’t sell. So, you cruise thru. You being you. As the you they knew As you.
April 12th, 2018 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
Translucent walls, each with a door. Cells of life with a live neighbor. They swim thru space Sometimes crashing. Still can’t figure Teeth a’ knashing People bashing the Hands of time saying Turn back now! Don’t care how! Just Do it. Do it! Do it! But, time won’t turn back. Give it all your flack. […]
April 11th, 2018 | Posted in T'aint Really Really Real | No Comments
See, existence ain’t just life and To live is a part of existing. Pick your room. Enter woomb. Big bam-boom! You see soon but Sheeoot! What was it I was thinking? Must be cause I’s drinking. People round me winking. Is this room just thinking? I can wink out? I can wink in? But the […]
April 11th, 2018 | Posted in Oh Hell There's Another Dimension! | No Comments
Tomato prices went through the roof. Causa evil marijuana. Liquor sales nearly went poof! Causa evil marijuana. You hada look harder for a bar fight. Found yer car easy by daylight. Where’sa big head in the morn, right? Momma’s okay, she ain’t uptight. Time a go back buddy Got a light? Ya, thinkin’ on it […]
April 8th, 2018 | Posted in Dey Funny | No Comments
He was a mind reader When there weren’t one. He baked shit With no sun. Shot shit. With no gun. He was some one. In his own game. It was not the same. He was really playing. From out there. Past attention there’s no mention. Of the penchant for games. They’re one and the same […]
April 7th, 2018 | Posted in If One Reality Can Be Virtual | No Comments
Squeek and scratch and point by ear. They want you to go right here. But they don’t say so. So you don’t dare go. Now that they know Ya hear ’em.
April 7th, 2018 | Posted in Shit Just Came To Me | No Comments
They came for the monay. From the land of Milked and Phonay. Didn’t gives two shits ’bout Came before. They ignore. Open door. They go around. Their lies abound. Plans unsound. Don’t start from scratch. They make their batch Starting from millions. Maybe zillions. Not about you. Not about me. All about them. All about […]
April 7th, 2018 | Posted in Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
He hit the haystack at fitty. Like a soft brick wall. Took one car length afore Momentum stalled. Kick-kick-kicked a door open. Ass out hauled. Told a future wife stay Here and she avowed ‘Til death to us part! He said I’ma go ‘N git the tractor! I’ll come back fer! Ya stay rat dare! […]
April 6th, 2018 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
Dem plants, dey grow from Da side not facin’ Da light. Dey stretch away from Da endless night. No one to tell dem Dey just do dis, aight? And plants ain’t know no shit Bout. No. Damn. Int’rest!
April 5th, 2018 | Posted in History Bitch | No Comments
T’was the night before Christmas. If you are Christy Anne. If you aren’t, then you’re pissed. That the stores ain’t op-en. But theny-then. You remember that your shit Could be mistaken. Maybe Christmas and calendars And high priced scarce data Aren’t as real as portrayed With a value near nada. Still, they fool us and […]
April 3rd, 2018 | Posted in You Pain Attention? | No Comments
God was a lazy son-a-bitch. If he was manifested in Mitch. Cause Mitch don’t give a shit. He wants no piece of it. He doesn’t even care what IT is. But God, he just can’t do shit. Lease, can’t do shit thru Mitch.
April 3rd, 2018 | Posted in Hurtsville | No Comments
Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Cause mine don’t work Like buddy the jerk Who called me a troll And that name’s toll Sent me on a roll That pushed my soul Aside. So me and buddy collide. I tell him open your ass wide I […]
April 2nd, 2018 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments