Category: The God Of Luck Don’t Need No God

That sonofabitch wanted to eat him. That drooling sonofabitch! Buddy could feel bad breath on his neck. Could feel that hungry itch. The Sonofabitch felt […]

Notes in a bottle Do not exist. Time, it turns out, Can be sufficiently pissed, You will insist. Time is working against you. Putting you […]

He said there was a promised land. Where promises went hand in hand. They wound up places so unplanned And in that place topped up […]

Buddy didn’t believe the Earth was turning At one thousand miles an hour. And Buddy never thought he’d see the day Where idiots had the […]

You’ve got no right Just out of spite To say I am no fixer. I work these hands ’til blister. My friends, they call me […]

This house is your castle. Lord help those who hassle A man in his castle but One day you sold it and Wouldn’t you know […]

Humor has a side effect. It affects both top and bottom. Causes wretching and end of speech. So tell jokes if you got ’em. God, […]

He was one foot tall But not that small When it came to his size of alive. He lived large without any striving. He thrived […]

God doesn’t sell shit on his own. God stays put while you leave home. You on a bench while god does thrones. Buddy don’t rep […]

Oh, the wind came up. Whipped the sea like a horse. Galloped on it’s last legs Blew us off course. The sails tried to drown […]

A car is worth money. A house is too. Those two things are Worth more than you. You are just a person. Persons need to […]

They ask. Are you guilty? You say no. You say yes then There you go. On a new path. You don’t know. You’ve never been […]

Jesus knew how to use a drink. He didn’t think that men would sink To the lowest low. Jesus didn’t know. He was here to […]

Nope. Didn’t come to work. Too many times. God is good not great.

You won’t like where you have been. Boredom bile burns acidic sting. You’re fed up with everything. And murder’s on the rise. You are not […]

The shit can hit the absolutely shitiest fan. You can lose it all on an also ran. The worst can detonate your bullet proof master […]

Underarms don’t stink because The owners of them think About today, who maybe drinks From the dankest, hairy sink? And then they drop a little […]

When this light flashed two times, He touched that. When that bar spun like this, He tapped that. Then a chime would sound and He’d […]

Today ain’t good and Tamorry ain’t no better. But what’s a couple changes to An old go getter? Go get this. Go get that. Hurry […]

Make it. Push it. Gobble yours up. Hard to get a handle on Bad ‘ol luck. Gotta make a place to park it. Or it […]

We strolled through the evergreen grove. Little Touche and I. He’s a good cat and I’m a good guy. Neither cat nor guy that curious, […]

They think you’re dead. Gurgle if you’re not. Cause if you don’t The beggars won’t Do shit. They’ll leave you zipped up tight.

Virtual is as virtual does and ya Cannot stop just because The guy in front of you Hogan dos. If you do not know what […]

Look into the mirror. That spot there in your eye. You look and look and the time it took, Don’t u wonder why? You took […]

Some people try to bite god once. God swats ’em outa the sky. Other folks nibble at god’s big feet. They try to bite god, […]

Hello rigor mortis! Got life force to support us. See, life completely forces Us up and all around these courses and We must bow before […]

They said the bank account was his. Then they took it. They said he should mind his biz. Then they took it. They made the […]

Wanna start fresh. New Davey Koresh. But without his mesh wit Authority. Be da Davey, see. That goes freely. Maybe no kids shot. ATF not […]

Oh Satan, damn you! Playing all these tricks. Giving me these kicks… Did you think I thought this was free?! Hell no man, hell no […]

You should stop already. There’s bad ahead of you. It’s on you like shit to a blanket. No need for you to crank it. Just […]