I Am Stupid And I Know It. Clap My Hands!

Hanging or firing squad?

What’s it gonna be?

Guys like me don’t pension out.

You do as you please.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Daddy Tried To Tell Me, Evil Exists.

Evil don’t do nothin’.

Standing on that rail.

Evil hang there smirking.

Hoping that you  bail.

Evil don’t whisper think.

Evil wait in that drink.

Evil say wink pal wink

We are in this club now

So far and way above

Any kind of love now

What you think now gov?


Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Your No Color Black Versus All Colors White God

Those that proclaim I AM GOOD

Need not start a which hunt.

Look for the smell of evil kind

They smell like done blunt.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Ah, Mister Brown.

What the fuck! What the fuck!

How’ma get mahself right  outa this muck?

Maybe by huck.

Maybe by cruck.

Gonna git mah self out

Doan y’all look.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

It Scares Me How Little I Know

Thirty one souls on the good ship


Where’s the captain we’re ready to load? !

Thirty one souls?! My gawd, who called them?

I wouldn’t be so bold!

They came, they saw and all the rest.

They stopped looking at your behest.

And now you point out this big mess.

Mister, give us divergence.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

After Games What?

Somebody’s playing on Saturday.

Playin’ on Sunday too.

Playin’ on the players whom are

Playin’ on the players.

Kinda like players do.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Their Purpose Was To Forget About Purpose

There’s an underlying structure to structure.

Like the pillars under a bridge.

The structure can’t be seen

Cause there’s nothing in between

Til you pass over sunset ridge.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Of The Four, He Trusted Trigger And Scout.

Hey you wearin’ that mask!

And you there wearin’ them skins!

Any idea how many memes

You packin’ or where them memes have been?

YOU dressin’ induns like induns!

YOU good, white man in a mask!

You are makin’ some minds up.

You are programmers, yes?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Black Food

Mowgy is an odor like

Old, wet socks.

Mowgy don’t smell okay.

Mowgy turns a down nose

A little up.

Mowgy makes a person say…

Ugh! Don’t eat that!

Throw it away!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

If You Go Into The Woulds Today

Let a little Jesus into your heart.

Jesus’ll start

To bigger that heart

Until you start to

See through it.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

NASA You Bastard!

I got up early.

Stayed up late.

Now I learn the

Moon landing’s fake?!

The earth is flat?

Mickey Mouse ain’t real?

C’mon Masons, what’s the deal?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

They Had The Who, What, Where But Still No Why.

She was motive blind.

Smiled and nodded

While the beggars secreted her kind.

Under cover of darkness

Missus Harkness

Gave ’em all they could find.

She could make it.

Fake it.

Bake before they take it.

Anything to unwind.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Lordy Done Kick Some Cat

It’s micro macro.

Say it’s not.

Name one mousetrap

You ain’t caught.

Past all paid for.

Way past bought.

Thinkin’ stinkin’.

Other’s thoughts.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

The Birth Of Anser Aurea

Ah ya shit ya beggar!

Shit’n begone!

Step’n inya shit naw,

Shit’n begone!

Shit’n over lush lawn…

C’mon! C’mon!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.



All He Ever Wanted Was A Little Em-Pie-Ah

Hey, who goes there?!

Better not be you…

Cause if it ’tis

Then who dat is

Runnin’ all dat show?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

You Are At Least Two People

My body took me out for a walk.

I didn’t want to go.

But my body inner tremored and

Sweated a lot.

Felt kinda sick and so…

Here outside we go.

My mind gave my heart to a stranger.

She got stranger and stranger and stranger.

My mind didn’t mind, it put my body in peril.

My mind paid no mind to the danger.

Then the third me steps in saying,

Mind, you mind my body!

And body, don’t you hard attack my mind!

They growl and glare together then

They slowly change sides.

I know that one day they’ll be friends

Inside this man.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


The Coaches Were Players And They Too Were Played

Ah, ya bet and ya bet and ya bet and ya bet.

I bet that those bets have have not added up yet

To a win from those wins where your winning starts spinning

A yarn where you win without winning at all.

Line up to win winnings but then losing you bawl

Why can’t I predict the damn referee’s call?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

It’s Intelligent Design All The Way Down

Jesus he knew about stupid.

Said stupid shit.

Did stupid shit.

Ate stupid.

Drank stupid.

Dressed himself in rags stupid.

Jesus he knew about smart.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Near Misses Count

Ah, the dock. THE DOCK!

Gonna hit the dock!

But no.

Cappy slides them into hawk.

Just close enough they can embark.

Not knowing how close they came…

Doesn’t haveta turn a whole damn ship.

No one even feel the turn a bit.

Cappy just look where he want it

To go.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


They Didn’t Stop At Santa

Fibber Mcgee was a free spirit he

Saw no lines in the sand.

There was no edge to skirt

How could anybody hurt o’er

Li’l ‘ol circle dirt plan?

They say that he,

Fibber Mcgee,

Took liberties

Did as he pleased

Twisted casually

The truth ’bout who we am…

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Two Steps Forward And Wait, Two Three, Four.

Falling when you’re walking is bad.

Falling when you’re running is worse.

Falling, maybe jumping, from a moving car,

Scabs spelling out some curse.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Speaking About Stuh-Stuttering

Man she loves me lots

In her special, contained way.

Maybe not as much if it looks

Like she ain’t gonna get her way.

She would show me tonsa love

I just have to say

Honey, do you love me?

She says get away!

Talkin’ with mama so


Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


In The Beginning, There Was Santa.

Ain’t the name of the playground.

Got monkeybars or not.

Call shit like it really is.

Don’t make us make you caught.

Thinkin’ us all your thoughts.

Fillin’ Santa’s sack with fraught.

Brother I’s you I’d not.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Little Deaths Get Longer

When you died, I couldn’t see you.

You weren’t around no more.

Then you came back said

You didn’t die.

I could see you some more.

So I did then it happened again.

You died and went to heaven.

One day I came out of number six

And saw you going in number seven!

I thought you was in heaven!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Imagine God Is A Battery And You Are A Little Light

Wires man, wires.

Tie a beggar down or start some

Arcing fires.

Weld a piece of metal

Travel far some sound.

Illuminate the landscape with a

Motor unwound.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Oh, Just Creating Monsters Is All.

He said no aggression.

Your first impression


Said take it easy.

Don’t be sleazy.

Nothing smells like bounce.

Said you’re a good guy

Why don’t you try

To be a wee bit gooder?

Cause if you can

Then you’ve outran

Shoulda Coulda Woulda.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.



The Lord Knows How To Add And Subtract

You play by the numbers.

Eight and eight and eight.

Maybe lucky sevens or

Snake eyes bitch!

Your good luck needs bait.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


The God Of Lubrication

Lordy hep doze folks unfortunate enough

They don’t have no grease.

They palms is dry and lord, they cry.

Jis fo’ a bitta relief.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

If This Is Your Dream Then Make It Your Dream

Dream friend dream.

You are dreaming.

Dreaming your dream.

This is your dream so


Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


It Looks Like It’s Hard To Cross But It’s Not

Mile wide love.

One inch deep.

Justa lake of love

That you can’t keep

From vanishing poof!

Into thin air.

Wear some other shoes then

You might care

Beyond the surface.


Surface love.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.