From Wild Weeds To Wild Kidlings, Attention Is A Must.

Many folks know what’s going on.

They understand that frustration drives

desire and desire drives need which

drives through the nearest drive-through.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


We Are Our Own Children And You Don’t Hate Kids

Most folks don’t consider themselves.

They sympathize with their own

plight yes, but they don’t

investigate to learn

who they are barely talking to.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

They Valued The Children So Damn Much They Built Roads Around Every School

Many folks know about design.

They understand that there

is a way to contain the

animals so they don’t

interact with customers of the zoo.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Asses To Ashes. Ashes To Asses. Shit Is Suspended In The Wash.

Many folks know about life.

They understand that it don’t

matter what crap one does,

it’s how the crap is done that counts.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Doing shit with love is tough. It’s way easier to do without it.

Who Is Going To Be Your Daddy? The Lawn? The Loot? The Boot’n Scoot?

Many folks know about nothing.

They understand that it lasts

forever & if a person don’t

realize that everything

comes from it and 

goes back to it,

they could wind up stirring the wrong pot.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

The Time To Be Afraid Has Passed. Sorry Pal. You Missed It.

Most folks know about fear.

They understand that fear

can be extremely helpful

when applied correctly

but when wasted on

only slightly scary

events, fear loses its shine.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

To Draw A Line Where There Isn’t One

Most folks know about corners.

They back themselves into

‘em all the time and if

no one pools them

outa their know

where angle

they get


Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

A Little Life Was All Dude Wanted. Just A Little Life Is All.

Most folks are a flash in the pan.

They seldom leave a mark

except for where they

fell and even then

someone else tends to it.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


Certainly He Added Up To Zero. But It Was A Big, Fat, Zero.

Most folks have sold off tomorrow.

They would like to take some 

time off or call in sick but

they can’t on accounta

most every daze ain’t theirs.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

The King Did It. The Queen Did It. Soon Everyone Was Pooping Indoors.

Many folks know about gems.

They understand that if

stones weren’t worth

a cuppa crapola then

yer glass cutters’d vanish.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

He Got Away. Got Away. Straight Into A Bottle. But Yeah, He Got Away.

Most folks are being chased by something.

They might be hunted by Could It Be? 

or Mighta Bin Awesome or please

not the horrible Cursed From

Birth There’s Nuttin’ I Could

Do but the moment they

recognize their spirit killer they can rassle ‘em.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

And If You Get There Before The Money Gets There Just Wait. Yeah. Wait…

Most folks want to be happy.

They will be happy when

their boss retires, that

jerk next door sells

his house or when

that new government gets in.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Stop Saying Yer Sorry And Act Like You Are

Many folks know about screens.

They understand that screens

segregate items without needing a segregator.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

The Earth. The Earth Comes Outa Itself And We Must Too.

Most folks know who they are.

They cart around plenty of

evidence to support that

assertion but few will

ever find out who they can be.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Grass, trees, plants and humans all reach for the stars and every bit of dust we kick up adds to the bigness of Mother Earth.

Claim yer spot and help us grow bro.

With Huge Stalk Snappers All Over Its Bottom. It Was Awesome Dee Dawsom!

This frog.

This frog watched him.

He watched it back for a second as he passed.

Coulda run it over with the lawnmower but didn’t.

In the blink of an eye lives were saved. 

At least life. A life.

And maybe not a blink in time for sir frogster. 

Probably more like an hour.

In frog time.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.







LySergic acid Diethylamide Didn’t Affect Dude


How Dude hates the Mozi-kins!

He hates them oh so fine.

If Mozi bones could be sweetened up,

He’d dine on them full time.


Ah, the blood sucking Mozi-clan!

Kamikaze in scope.

They’ll lick eyes, taste ears and butt holes too,

There’s no end to their rope.


The Mozi’s suck it up

They’ll kick your dermis door down.

When they leave it’s with a bump.

You’ll know they were there by their burning scratchy gift,

A reddish, itching lump.


Now, don’t get me wrong.

Mozies have their place.

Snacking on the puss in a politician’s face.

That’s a good match.

Itch’n and a scratchin.

Hooking up the Mozies with new homes for them to hatchin.

Then they be catching.

Mozies suckin face of every politician baskin.

See what yer askin?

Yer madness she unmask it.

Take a pill and pass kid.

Yer drastic. Dramatic.

A pot like that needs a lid.

Put a lid. on. it. kid.

You and yer wee little Mozies.

Vam vam vam vampeerish.

Ma Ma Ma Mozies.

I said Mozies!


Thank you, friend.

Barry out.





Trying Hard Means A Lotta Mistakes Some Of Which Will Be Big

You can’t be wrong about all things.

Once in a while, whether you like it or not, you’re gonna guess correctly.

When that happens, run toward yer goal as fast as your surprised little legs will carry you.

Run fast and strong toward that winning goal and pass the ball

to a couple of other players so they can score an assist and

when this game is over they will remember you as a

team player.

There! Now you have value in your future but it’s

still game on and your luck is running out so

get up, stay up and take as many people as

possible with you to the promised land.

Make certain to do this without wearing a shit

eating grin on account of its called a shit

eating grin due to it leading directly into Crap Crater

which, had you not been wearing that shit eating grin,

you could have avoided.

Now you need those comrades we spoke of earlier.

And a big ‘ol toof-brush.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

The Emotional Bank Account? Balance, please…?


Own Up To More Than Just Yerself

Most folks know about value.

They see it as something

they purchase with

money their boss gives ‘em.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Dude Was A Beneficent God, Just Destroying Things In His Path.

Most folks kill stuff.

They slaughter or sanction the

slaughter of millions of living

things daily either through

consuming ‘em or smear

ing ‘em all over the

front of vehicles

and fantastic speed blades.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

If yer living in low earth orbit as in grass or just above the ground, mankind got you in its sights…

KONGOS Come With me Now

Murphies Law Has A High Gear

Most folks know about shit.

They understand that it can happen

in an instant and usually at not a

good time and when its really

wound up shit comes in flurries.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

There Was A Hand Full Of Mind Change In Everything!

Most folks expect improvement.

They want grocery producers to create 

new and improved stuff, clothing

manufacturers to stitch more

comfortable and functional

threads and yet few settle

on similar goals for their

own betterment, thereby growing comparatively worse.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

And He’d Strap On To That Lawnmower And Fly Away

Most folks stay trapped.

They forget that every human

can be in two places at once

even though only one of

them can be seen by onlookers.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Plants Want In. Animals Want In. Water Wants In. You Come Too.

Most folks know about invitations.

They feel it is rude to crash a party to

which they have not been invited and

yet they consider their life to be just

such a party where invites go out

to everyone except the host.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Don’t Fool Yerself, Fool Yerself. Let Other People Do It.

Most folks are stupid.

They usually have no idea

what it is they are stupid

about but let ‘em hang

for a bit with a few

other stupeedos and they’ll tell ‘em.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

People could point out how smart you are but no. They don’t.

If You Are Not A Tool You Will Be Surrounded By Them

Most folks know about torque.

They see it as political influence

or who got the bigger machete

but whatever they call it, it exists.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Course, just cause yer surrounded by tools doesn’t mean u ain’t one yerself.

Maybe a power tool is all. Check fer umbilical. Operator.

Admit Mistakes Early And Often. Too Often Tho’ & You’ll Be Gone Early.

Many folks learn.

They see the

cycles of

life and jump out their way.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

I’m Saying To You Not Sane To You

Many folks know about ambiguity.

They understand that just the

right amount of maybe-shit

makes the medicine go

down and stay down.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Yeah, does ya handle Occam’s Razors? I needs me some… K. One.


Look Away, Look Away One Step Or Two And We’ll See The Real You.

Most folks have an effect.

They discount it so much it

usually adds up to little more

than three times their salary but

anyone not afraid of their shadow

can be worth quite the pretty penny.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

People Must Help. Find Ways To Let Them Help, But Don’t Go Looking For It.

Most folks know about grinding.

They understand that grinding 

ain’t good even when it feels

good as in grinding teeth

to avoid bed wetting.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.


His Eyes Said Why’ont You Curb That Shit But His Lips. Stayed. Closed.

Many folks know about true respect.

They understand that that shit

talks ten ways from Sunday

with nary a spoken word.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.