Category: Shit Adds Up

Buddy knew opinions were like assholes. Everybody had one. And Buddy knew that opinions matter. They weren’t talking shit for fun. Opinions described what couldn’t […]

Buddy got his ass kicked Once or twice, and Some of the kickers Weren’t too nice. They wanted Buddy’s head. Wanted Buddy dead. Buddy could’ve […]

THESE WORDS! A madman shouted out. That mad man had a blinding bout. He did not know that words had clout. You don’t need dat […]

Buddy was a striver, a diver of the deep. Buddy dive so deep, bugger up his sleep. What have I done now? he’d say. So […]

Oh, you better have a favorite color. You better like a certain dee-sign-or. You better take whatever you can Cause you ain’t a’gettin’ anymore. Wear […]

Hey you there by the door man. Do you think we’ve hit the floor man? Is anyone keeping score man? Or is it captain’s rules? […]

You can move a human being But still not move them. They can feel all moved themselves But not too far. They won’t stay moved […]

Oh t’day we gonna do somethin’. Ah git mah arse outa this here chair. And off we go to don’t know where, Cause few folks […]