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A mother and daughter. A father and husband. Three went out to fly. They didn’t think to try. To avoid the system. It is… they were some Shy to buck anything. They were the thing That syst in system. How could it forget them?! Hey! We made this place! They’d yell… disgraced. Then they’d wonder […]

Between Dawglas And Kitty-Cats

Heaven is a real place. Where real people get to. And real cats. And real dogs. And anyone who feels the draw The draw of heaven. It’s been there since Hey Zeus was a cowboy.

The Year Of The Vax

They were nice as hell but I knew damn well It wasn’t going to last. Shit was changing fast. It was all about my past They said. If I don’t listen up I’m dead. And I can’t wear a mask Instead. And shit is bad, it’s now Code red. If you can feel, then Feel […]

The Zero Dilemma Prisoner

He was right as rain. He was in no pain. He was ready to make them squeal. They were ready to make a deal. He was going to make them feel Skins of an onion. Pears that are no fun. Good that comes undone No one wants a bite. Some are fulla fright. They come […]

Say Goodmorning Avatar

The feet that hit the floor Are not yours. Nor the voice that yells at kids And opens doors. The ears that no longer hear, The belly formed of beer, The nose that you revere, Are not yours. You must leave your body. You do so every night. For bodies are small And you are […]

Hell Is A Town In Heaven

You ain’t going anywhere. Here is where you stay. Call it heaven. Call it hell. You ain’t going away. Come back as a well fed cat. Come back as a frog. You come back how ever you want. Like choosing a different job. There’s a big cat heaven And a bigger cat hell. Frogs get […]

Inside Voice

Nothing to hear. The no voice said. But that deep thought Bounced over his head For he thought every thought Was read. But cyphered in no thoughts instead Was a warning. Forlorning The place where no thoughts hid. They existed off the grid. Bin hidden since the kid Heard Don’t you think?! You little Gink? […]

Stay You

You fought like hell You know damn well You are made of steel. You won a race You won first place Billions around you reeled. Perished and they wished They were in your shoes For a chance to lose The race you now are winning.

The Lone Ranger Wore A Breathing Mask

Tonto spoke when spoken to. Not before. And he and El Arr Both had horses. And of course They both had guns. No one fucked with El Arr. Or Tonto. Same, same… same.

Hiding Like A Citizen

I know we don’t stop At Stop Signs no more. No need to see ahead So boring! Maybe a minute wait Go touring. A tour you don’t want to be on. Baby it’s about our freedom. The best come down from the blasted sky. We all get burned but none ask why. Baby, we all […]

The Silly Fuck Pandemic Is Contagious So Watch Out

Smokey balls and tall hats Shiney robes and all that Magic water, on your knees. Listen, chant, and after he’s Spoken to a god, please… Open up your heart and wallet Perpetrate a crime but call it God’s work, in Jesus name… Are you fuckers all insane?!

Love So Many People

Yes, l could hate her. She didn’t know my name. She didn’t know I came. To see her. One time I was part her. A big part now, I saw just how She argued for her weakness. I sat there keeping speachless. That pie hole closed, well, I supposed that game would make A place […]

Stress Boils

You don’t have my back. I have yours. You think I am whack. Well, of course. I am. I ran. All this way to meet you. Here in the middle. Here, we don’t fiddle With numbers Becomers. Fixin’ leaks like plumbers. We’re sinking You’re thinking Please untie the lifeboats. Then miniature like play goats We’ll […]

Living In Los Goutos

You don’t walk the streets. You get no eats. Til one of you beats the other. Ain’t no cryin’ mother! Shit you take those druthers. Put ’em where they should be. Where they never gonna see The light of day. It’s just your way I gotta say It’s okay bra It never was An you […]

Every Bit Of The Whole Damn Thing Squeezed Through Some Little Mind

He drew a big building But the building was bigger Than the biggest damn drawing he drew. He knew this through and through. All he had to do… Was putta bitta paper to pencil.

If You Have A Future, Sell It.

A credit card is an old, armed guard. Knocking on your door in the rain. Brother, he’s back again! See if he can stand the pain! Of ignorance, we’ll ignore the man. And if we can… We’ll only hit the uniform.

Fucked In The Land Of The Fucked, Isn’t Quite As Fucked.

You thought you were But here you are… Barely even fucked. You, on self destruct. You, who piss away luck. You’re back on track Cause you don’t lack The brass where brass nuts come from. Get one keep one from undone. Put an end to no one. Tell you more shit. Be done with it. […]

Get Your Own Country Before They’re All Gone!

Buddy pissed where he wanted. Just a little piss, he didn’t flaunt it. Wasn’t pissing on the neighbors. Not pissing on… (doing favors). Only non pissing on behaviors. Acting like we’re the saviors. When we can barely wait until later. When they come knock at the gate, sir. And we straight hand ’em our papers. […]

Cops And Dodgers

Old Frank Knox was a cop. An old cop who knocked off blocks. Frank didn’t spare the rod. And everywhere he trod Tho’ now it seems quite odd, If Frank gave you a nod You nodded back. There was no lack of self respect. You got all that and heck… Old Frank would kinda hug […]

How To Win The Lottery Without A Ticket

Mister Ponzi was a nice man. Carry your momma’s bags. And if she bitch ’bout bein’ ripped off? Bitch is just one a dem hags. Mister don’t care. Mister, he square. And he got de tabs to prove it! Doan belead me? Den screw it! He goan show he can do it! You goan see […]

Worry Wart Stew

Oh my guts! My guts! My guts! My guts! All twisted in knots Fulla if, ands and buts. Hope the whiskey mighta caught it But no, no, no… Arms wrapped tigher than punching dough. God please help me! What’d I do? Spear to the bread basket Through and through. Wiggle on the line like you […]

Real Time Mandala

Ran as slow as he could he did And the past fell apart behind him. In the present they would not find him. Always fought the good fight. Fought like hell then took flight. Saw that something wasn’t right But slowed down a little too fast. Took everything off the gas. And when time came […]

Gimme That Big ‘Ol Stink Eye

It didn’t kill the buildings. It only worked on people. The churches, they were left intact. Bells rang in the steeple. The king took a knee and A damn long pause. Gave out more candy than Santa Claus. Someone said that sports was fixed. A man named Kobe Bryant. The beggars shut him up so […]

Don’t Write This Down

I’m falling out of love with you. I can’t believe myself it’s true. For everything for me you do. But You fence me in and when I win You says it’s us. Us two. And I don’t think we’re through. But I see you aknew. And I will split into Whatever me for you.

Does Hell Have Years?

He had a boss from hell. Andy knew quite well There were more where She came from. She wasn’t the only one. A Polish meal from hell. A busted fly, do tell. And they do not go well With Hades gravy. Cause luck won’t save yee. One year from hell…

Sanity As A Fad

You happen to love, crazy. You listen here, crazy. You agree with some, crazy. You can’t stand, crazy. You kinda go, crazy. You like it there, crazy. You cachet, crazy. You won’t stop, crazy. You wonder some, crazy. Why do they call you Crazy?

The Child Rearing App

Your last time to the play store. Down loaded, in settings. The features you’re getting. Hold on now, you’re betting The whole damn store. So tap on No Regrets. Check I’ll Take What I Get. Link your bank account. Check Max Amount. Apply for an overdraft. It’s a check mark, don’t be daft. Check reoccurring […]

IF You Can Listen As You Speak

Bad shit tumbled outa his mouth. Words weighed nada as he flailed them about. No more whispers, now they had clout. Flung them so far on his powerful shout. Gonna git you this time. You are gonna be mine. We are gonna be fine. Once you’re with me. Then you will see. How staying free […]

He Took The Shrooms And Then The Shrooms Took Him

Two big pieces of apple pie! What a guy! So, so fly! Says hello when he means good bye. Never says what he means. So many in-betweens. The space between lines is for reading. If you’re no reader, use feeling. Feel the words you may produce. Feel them up and then reduce Your you print. […]

Goddamn The Envelope Pusher Man

Son-of-a-bitch would not leave Well enough alone. He’d improve this. Upgrade that. Like a dawg huntin’ for a bone. There was no Wait! Hold the phone! Ifa need be, go it alone. Nothin’, nowhere to atone. A lonely man. With the only hand. Clenched tight upon life’s rudder. He knew there was no other. If […]