Category: Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badge

Buddy knew rides start and stop. All get on then off. Then on another ride Or maybe stay outside In the lights of the carnival. […]

Somebody said Wake Up! Wake Up! Wake Up! Buddy’s like, Hey? What the hell? What’s up? It’s 4 AM, it’s time to sleep. But jibber […]

Buddy steps up to bat. It’s a ball. Then a strike, then a ball. One more ball and he walks but It’s a strike and […]

Buddy knew if shit was hitting the fan. It was his shit hitting that fan. And, even if it wasn’t, It could be because, His […]

Buddy knew the Shit Fan Was big and strong And if it aimed for you You were gone. Shit Fan blows all night and day […]

Buddy heard that mom’s the word When it comes to crying wolf. You want to do your best until Until you can’t or won’t And, […]

Buddy held the shitty end Of waay too many sticks. And wash his hands a thousand times They still stink a little bit. Couldn’t get […]

Buddy wondered where saddles came from. And riding each other all day. He mused ’bout insurance And lawyers and such And how they all made […]

Buddy knew fucking well That well enough wasn’t alone. He knew that bad shit happens And the chickens always came home. Guessing was a game […]

Buddy knew to expect The unexpected. Like living with some curse. But this was even worse. See, a curse can be rectified. Open wide And […]

Buddy had no patience For bovine skat. When he asked a question Where de answers at?! You keep all dat skat Underneath your hat Buddy […]

Buddy didn’t like the circus. The horse shit, trapeze and those rings. The elephants shit big time It’s a big time of shit. Even after […]

Buddy had a hint that Shit already happened. All thinkers of creativity Were barking at the back end. Life was written down and Just like […]

Buddy hadda stand up Sit down and shut up. Look this way and spew no guff. Told ta act humble and not so tough. Stay […]

Oh, the Loosh runs thick In the heat of night. Shit slithers in when shit ain’t right. But who would cause this awful plight? Could […]

Buddy gave two shits What The Man might say. Buddy came to learn Apply it and play. Buddy doing long haul Every damn day. This […]

Buddy fucking knew Reality was shit. Circumstances suck. He got to deal with it. It’s not whose right. It’s who is left. And in the […]

Buddy was a fuckup. Through and through. Yet, without any plans, He knew what to do. Roll with the punches. Kick ’em when they’re down. […]

Buddy hollered Fuck Today! And Tommorrow Too! He knew just what those Fuckers knew. Monday was a scam. One o’clock was too. That is how […]

Buddy was different. That’s for sure. Indifferent to his difference, There was no cure. He’d ride this out. Flail about Til someone noticed splashing. That […]

Buddy wasn’t crippled But he was. Ya, he could not walk. And ya, he could not talk About it, because No one cares if you […]

Been on the goddamn front! You cunt! I been the one they hunt! On the front… Bullet hits the other guy Yours is not to […]

There’s a reason you’re still alive. He said. He said you’re still alive! Are you really, though? Buddy, he didn’t know. How does a-live go? […]

It was a cold day in Hell And Buddy knew well This day would come When it all comes undone It wouldn’t be fun For […]

Every day he felt okay Life is a play. A play that he could star in. A star… would he go far then! Just swear […]

The magic was here Long before you. And magic knows well what you can do. But you don’t know and never will. If you believe […]

A kid can’t get a smoke today. They got phones and phones and phones. Kids don’t know bout VPN’s. They’re 3 Dee mapped and bound. […]

Ya, Buddy got stiff. Stiff Person Syndrome. His eyes cast a shadow of still. Watched folks sway against their will. Buddy used their avatar up. […]

Buddy had no clue he had no clue He had no clue. Didn’t know what to do or what to do. He could not do. […]