Archive for November, 2013

If Dude Could Get His Kids To Watch Each Other No Babysitter Would Be Needed

Most folks know about “report” programs. They allow average citizens to act like law enforcement officials without perceived threats or any accusatory blowback. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Governments Don’t Lie Constantly, Just When Necessary And Convenient.

Most folks know about statistics. They can be manipulated ten ways from Sunday to prove whatever and if that whatever is a pet project then those whatevers start adding up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Plus The Neighbors Think Yer Nuts

Most folks live inside their skin. They also create a Don’t Get So Close To Me ring just just outside their posey and breachers of that  space better be dressed in their gift giving best of ready for a serious shit-storm. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Rick Ross – Holy Ghost (Feat. Diddy)  

His Father Said “Dude, It Wasn’t Just Me. You Called And Threw A Few Shots Too.”

Many folks use broken culture crutches. They flail around with them like dull swords of honor on account of they’re so belt buckle big and still fantastic as shields, keeping oddlookers and their ilk at bay and they do this via a creeping fear that their man is made of clothes. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The Airborne Toxic Event – Changing

Your Rubber Neck Will Cheat On You

Most folks have direction. They may not be the inventor of the plan which is setting their course but if they watch Sir Big Time Planner enough they might just figure this beggar out. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Kings Of Leon – Sex on Fire

Call People Smart And They’ll Bring Up Smart Ideas. Stupid Works The Same Way.

Most folks answer to their name. They will also turn around if someone hollers “Hey idiot!” but that’s just out of curiosity. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sage Francis – Sea Lion (Feat Alias, Saul Williams)

KEEP MOVING! Dude Hollered, Falling Under Their Feet & They Did . . . They Did. They Did.

Most folks know about veterans. They understand that these are the people whom nations sacrifice by sending them to fight for the existence of a country and if they are fortunate they extinguish the bad guys  and if they ain’t the big baddies smack ’em down with post traumatic stress. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Who da bad guyz boss? Who […]

She Wasn’t Trying To Fool You Sir, Her Personal Hygiene Is Running Late.

Most folks keep up appearances. They wouldn’t think of being seen without makeup, bare face or fake teeth not to mention all manner of midriff detainers & cinches. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It’s Joe From The Unit Of Compromise . . . He Wants To Have A Drink Wit Chu

Many folks have been in awkward situations. They hopped into a bag of goodies sporting very sharp edges and before anyone could say Do Not Put Yer Hand In That Jar their hand was in the jar and prior to their hand being yarded out a portrait was commissioned and from said commissioning inferences could also be drawn that Joe […]

If You Absolutely Must Get A Person’s Goat Try Using Interruption

Most folks want to finish what they started. They drag their undone stuff around so far that the ‘ol kit bag splits open & spreads its wasteful stench over brand new things undone. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Okay, You’ve Got The Job. Now Tell Us What Is Real And How Much Is Bullshit.

Most folks know about well wishers. They understand that there are different degrees of well wishing in that some really want them to do well and others just want them to be well . . . done. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Because Yer Caught In A Ho-Ho Net Don’t Diminish Being Caught In A Net

Most folks have an opinion. They realize that other people also have opinions but to the degree they differ from our hero’s, they’re way, waay off base. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

Being Prepared To Be Shot In The Back Often Means Hardly Even Feeling It

Many folks face their fears. They imagine the worst and accept it which pretty much takes the wind outa fear’s sails and once it’s dead in the  water they commandeer fear’s boat. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Motherfrigster was hit eight times afore he wenn doon.

If Owning Yer Own Life Was Easy, EVERYBODY Would Do It!

Most folks are content to rent. They own their home but pay forever taxes and their car is paid off but insurance & registration still gotta be paid. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Where Imaginations Touch Another Imagination Lives

Most folks dream. They sometimes even fall into those dreams on accounta wanting to meet their dream’s fellow dreamers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

In An Emotionally Balanced Life We Spin Other Balancer’s Plates Too

Most folks come into life with nothing. They understand that the chances of them leaving this life with anything is slight as well so they set their sites on creating right here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Judge Was In A Rush For Justice And Needed The Next Contestant Please

Most folks know about the legal system. They understand that, like any foreign country, a person should have an interpreter if they wish to interact with the locals because those beggars have a different word for everything. Thank you, friend. Barry out. If’n you doan know da language arounn hea, bess ding you can do […]

Consume Yer Friends With A Splash Of Love Or The Beggars Get Bitter Fast

Many folks know about synergy. They understand that when the needs of others are sincerely taken into account reciprocation begins setting in and once that bold beggar starts  unifying a relationship all limits vamoose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Really Liked The Lone Ranger Until He Up And Smart Smacked Tonto

Most folks know about good and evil. They understand that these two forces are in a battle for the universe and  if evil wins its good for evil but if good wins it works for both. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Rob Ford hit his wife?! See, I didn’t know this until today. Not good Rob. Not […]

Dude’s Periods Weren’t Always Short And They Certainly Weren’t Always Sweet

Most folks experience happiness that ebbs and flows. They try to look at the bright side of life whenever possible but contrast needs a home too so they simmer in their own juices by allowing drama to smear their script from time to time and if that don’t work they need to rip their script into […]

Start With Nonsense And Work Yer Way Backward

Most folks get confused. They don’t usually do it on purpose but if they can pull that beggar out of their hat when shit hits their fan they can con the fusion out of it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Because The World Goes For Shit Doesn’t Mean You Have To

Most folks know about planets. They come and go as their galaxy and them please and if somebody don’t like it, right there’s the door. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Only Throw Caution To The Wind When The Beggar Is At Yer Back

Most folks take chances. They usually don’t figure their odds of success though they just hope at worst it’s a near miss. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Broccoli Hardly Greened Dudes Teeth Like Work Had Browned His Nose

Most folks kiss arse. They may call it remembering birthdays, anniversaries or pet’s names but mnake no mistake, someone’s getting buttered up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Everyone Had To Play Stupid Or Stupid Would Play Himself

Most folks know about snakes and grass. They understand that a warm breeze will move grass but not the same way a snake moves it because snakes cause localized blade twitch while hot air bends blades broadly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Acted Like He Knew What He Was Doing And Fooled Everyone But Himself

Most folks can tell a story. They may call it Recounting Their Day or Just Saying What Happened but never-the-less they possess the ability to create some reality which now begs the question of what kinda peekture to paint? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Then Someone Pointed Out That Mosta The Winners Were Entirely Manufactured

Many folks play the lottery. They might also blot out a few hundred bingo numbers or scratch a ticket or two and certainly can’t be blamed for plunking a few bucks down to juice some loot out of  a no armed video screen  bandit on accounta where else they gonna get that good winnin’ fillen’? Thank you, friend. Barry out. No need to look […]

Life Is Not A Game But There’s A Pile Of ‘Em In It

Most folks are into sports. They follow a certain team and wear their uniforms, purchase their not cheap tickets and anything but cheap beer and when they win, they’re winners and when they lose, hey, its just a game. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Then The NosePicker Said To The TeethLicker “Damn Pal You’re Disgusting!”

Most folks call each other down. They wouldn’t feel right talking up to everyone else on account of it would naturally place them on a rung beneath the addressee, the one covered in chickenshit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

When The Water Goes Everything Goes With It

Most folks have plumbing. They understand that it exists to supply H2O to various out lets and if nothing is getting supplied then it’s no longer plumbing but a waste ‘o pipe. Thank you, friend. Barry out.