Most folks imagine themselves a certain way. They think they’re too fat or too skinny or too brash or uneducated and they might imagine others viewing them this way with almost no feedback. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks self analyze. They contemplate why they said this or why they did that and once they figure that stuff out their analysis sessions cost a lot less. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks try to avoid causing waves. They can’t help it though on account of everything everywhere being made up of particles that wave both hello and goodbye. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

“Why do you come here?” Dude asked. Why do I come here…? Well… I come here because there is no other place to go. No place like this, that’s for sure. I come here because I want to learn more about myself. I want to learn who I am. This place shows me a part […]

Most folks have body odor. They also have bad breath but if someone don’t tell them then how dey gonna know? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about transfer payments. They understand that their country is helping people everywhere but they have little idea of where that help is exactly coming from. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fuck me, don’t people understand that when the Federal Government pitches in, its really them who is pitching in?!

Many folks know to act Roman when in Rome. They can’t quite figure out though why the Romans never twigged on. Thank yoou, friend. Barry out.

Most folks wouldn’t side with the Hatfields or McCoys. They may not know the tragic details of their longstanding and violent feud but what they do know is there’s more to the story than a double family set-to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks want things to improve. They unfortunately wouldn’t consider making them worse to get there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have a boss. They might be ruled only by the expectations of others but that rat there can be yer toughest boss of all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about magicians. They usually don’t understand though that if mister magic is revealing how he pulled off one trick dude’s setting up another. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about asterisks. They understand that when they notice one or more in a word its a cue to don the thinking cap which most morally uncorrupted people do not possess in order to decipher encryption designed for the wisest keeners only. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks hope the boss knows what’s what. They assume El Capitano must be aware because if he ain’t there’s gonna be some hurting followers with plenty of pain to share. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about school principals. They usually achieved good grades in school, excelled in university and then immediately began teaching and this somehow qualifies them to impart valid worldly wisdom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks try to stand up for themselves. They find it difficult though to the degree that others stand against them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks appreciate privacy. They understand that true individualism requires a gap. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about momentum. They understand that every direction taken desires continuation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks can imagine heaven. They fantasize about it so clearly that it makes their current address seem more hellish. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have great excuses. They fool themselves into reasoning which allows constant tripping up from the person whom they should count on most. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have done things that puzzled them. They step back in the future and wonder just what the hell they were thinking when in actual fact they are not entirely to blame on account of having cracked a cosmic egg which will not and cannot be broken in vain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks face big problems. They often waste valuable time worrying when it would be better spent getting their arse in gear. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know what throwing in the towel means. They are in the minority however, on account of boxing matches seldom being stopped by the fighter’s trainer, even at the risk of death. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have tried to fix something. They usually fail at their task though if they repair the not broken part. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are comprised of organs. They are comprised of cells which are comprised of other stuff and so on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks stay put. They could walk with their eyes closed and not trip up. Thank you, friend. Bsrry out.

Most folks have fears. They just don’t realize how feeding makes the beggars so huge! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks feel like themselves. They don’t get treated like that though on account ‘o being a citizen, an employee and whatever their priest calls ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks see something wrong. They often fret about whether they should say something to someone about that wrongdoing but no, they must not. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Obama says loose leeps sink chips an we don’t have enough for the shoulders we got so stop, Stop, STOP!

Most folks can’t stand being alone. They would far sooner be pissed off stuck in traffic than face the big bad world on their lonesome. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know how to tell the future. They simply stop, look and listen and avoid marching rat behind the horses. Thank you, friend. Barry out.