Archive for September, 2012
The Only Pain That Can’t Be Ignored Is A Great Big Pain In The Yarse
Many folks yearn to understand themselves. They employ mirrors of all kinds to reflect their livelihood and hopefully illuminate that place where they supposedly fit in but shortness of breath and the noise time makes running out constantly reminds them that this is a group hunt. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Excuse me.
Then The Marked Child Got Thrashed In The World For Now He Was A Marked Man
Many folks had wonderful childhood experiences. They remember playing and hanging out with their friends and everything seemed kind of idyllic because people got along so well that avoiding was avoided and few dared broach the awful truth that nearly everyone was pretending. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sit down!
We Finally Collared Rabid Lassie When She Knew She Had Us Licked
Most folks know a boat can’t leak forever without bailing. They understand that at some point the water pressure outside matches the water pressure inside the vessel and that stops the process of sinking because the sheep is now sunk and drifting towards deep. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sensible BC Public Forum on Cannabis […]
Detesting Is Good. Protesting Bad. Shunning Is Good. Destroying Bad.
Many people are upset with things as they are. They imagine that if they just bust a few aggressive moves (and some think windows) or carry signs and toss back tear gas that’ll change shit but these beggars only respond to zero fodder. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Bring yer biggest guy & we’ll try […]
When “Games” Are Worth Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Those Aren’t Games
Many folks follow sports. They take it so seriously that when their team loses they lose & sometimes its their money and sometimes they lose their mind. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Vegas oddsmakers say $300 million changed hands with last-second NFL call http://www.edmontonjournal.com/sports/Vegas+oddsmakers+million+changed+hands+with+lastsecond+call/7296699/story.html Joshua Morgan unfazed by threats http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8398834/washington-redskins-joshua-morgan-gets-death-threats-twitter NFL players get death threats after […]
Any Alcoholic With The Net & A Working Wife Can Do What I Have Done And More
Many folks are acquainted with doing fuck all. They screwed the pooch on more than one occasion some time in the past but saying anything about it is verbotten and might even get some of the mucky-mucks in to trouble so let’s all hold hands & get this street crossed okay? Thank you, friend. Barry […]
Real Cancer Okay. Fake Cancer Uhh, No.
Most folks know about fatal diseases. They have been told about them every which way from Sunday but they’d really like to avoid the beggars themselves on account of a 40% man overboard rate. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Don’t pretend. Wait yer turn… Woman who took in alleged cancer fraudster Kristopher Cook didn’t know […]
Being “Tamed” Sure Ain’t Normal And It Don’t Always Last Forever
Most folks know about circuses. They understand that animals are snatched from the wild and brought into these cages to have their spirits broken just enough that a helpless kid could pet a tiger. Thank you, friend. Barry out. In the real world, sonny would be daid so shhh… Mauled man jumped into tiger den […]
When Playing Is More Important Than Winning
Most folks are right into sports. They play for exercise and the comrade-re of team mates but for someone to say they want to win all the games they play … yer point is what…?! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Competition starts out so innocently and can be gently morphed into ferocity. Hip hip hooray […]
Yes This Message Is Channeled. Straight From The BullShit Channel.
Most folks are hoodwinking themselves. They don’t really want to be pulling their toques on backwards but if everyone around them prefers invisibility then quite likely eye contact matters too so just stay low and for lawd’s sake don’t speak to anyone becausa ouzo. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Okay, I want to wake up […]
Measure The Trouble That Never Happened And It Will illuminate
Most folks have almost knocked something over. They came so close to causing grief that they could taste it but immediately after their near catastrophe relief takes hold and before they can say “Whew! Son-of- a-bitch that was close!” they start sublimating all the bad crap that might have but didn’t occur & that shit’s […]
A Good War Needs Organized Forces And Plenty Of Smoke And Mirrors
Most folks only consider their side in a battle. They don’t think about whether their opponents are working some game plan that entails doing their damnedest to ensure their beliefs trump our belief system or exactly how many of these battles have been won or lost up to this point because what time is coffee […]
The War On Drugs Is Lost, Lost, Lost But The War On Freedom Is OH EN BAY BEE!
Most folks do not do drugs. They might drink a little booze and pailfuls of caffeine but they wouldn’t be caught dead injecting hopium. Thank you, friend. Barry out. THE WAY GAMES WORK: When the ball crosses this line, its OUT! Fascinating images here: http://www.digitalpicturezone.com/digital-pictures/30-colorful-examples-of-high-speed-bullet-photography/
Then Everyone Was Punished Cause One Of Them Done Wrong
Most folks guess at parenting. They have to learn the hard way that spanking every one because someone screwed up isn’t just silly, it disturbs shit that ought not ta be. Thank you, friend. Barry out. What?! What’d you jis say?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster Lessee: Boat sinks. Boat is insured. Customers of insurance company and customers of […]