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Month: July 2017

Livin' In The State Of Scared

The Fear Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2017
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The NSA is watching me. Po po on my tail. Minister warns about Lucifer Says Jesus don’t do bail. Neighborhood watch is watching me. Tax […]

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Operating Systems Personal Improvement

Pioneerish Arrows In Your Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2017
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Can ya take a good punch? Eat shit for lunch? Will a chest burner work For a handshake? Will ya crawl on skinned knee? Can […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge History Bitch

Mister Brown’s Shadow

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2017
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There’s a dent in the earth Wherever we walk and the Silence only breaks when Somebody talks and our mother Might warn us that slippery […]

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fair warning Long Term Thinking

This Day Happens But One Time Only. Don’t Press Repeat M’Kay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2017
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The circus is not on next week and You won’t jump again like that. Maybe you might be stuck right now but You ain’t going […]

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Madness Is In The Food Munster Family Runs The Place

I Got Insurance Sucker! What I Need You?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2017
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Fractionalization. One good idea at a time. Hyper loop. Seeya. Barry The Temptations – Ball of Confusion

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

When God Comes Back, If God Comes Back.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2017
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Jeepers, I’m gonna have a long talk to god. If god ever comes about. I’ll say who in the hell is running this place? But […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Assuaging Guiltski

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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Phone your mom. Wave at the neighbor. Send a goddamn greeting card. Give a buck to the thirsty homeless. Don’t honk at an asshole. Smile […]

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Madness Is In The Food Munster Family Runs The Place

Fourteen Hour Workday Still Leave Ten A Do Nuttin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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Don’t know what you complainin’ ’bout. Sleeping ain’t alive. You got nuthin’ else a do Give a man yer life. You ain’t a usin’ it. […]

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Dey Funny

You Say You’re Sorry Like Sorrys Add Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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  How you manage such cynicism in your voice! Ya, you sound noice when We’ve got no choice We got to listen to your apology. […]

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Awareness Livin' In The State Of Scared

When Everyone Is Your Enemy

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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You’re a witch, man! You’re a witch! You’re a bitch, man! You’re a bitch! You black! On crack! You lack The funds For even this […]

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Assholes Annonymous

When People Fake Quality, They Create Authentic Evil.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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Good exits. Better exists. Best exists. Right now. Tomorrow best must change, Good and Better may remain but Pretend to any one of them and […]

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It's All About Contrast Livin' In The State Of Trance

Ain’t No One Judges Me Harsh Like You Lawd

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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He carried his personal hell right with him. And heaven in his right front pocket. One lid heavy from the genes of burden. One wide […]

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It's Economics Man Long Term Thinking

One Man Cuts A Swath

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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Another man swaths a path. The next person uses that path to cart All path dwellers have. A fellow fixing wheels. Another man selling oil. […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass You Pain Attention?

Ignore You The Excipients, Pee Off The Whole Entourage.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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You know what dogs do to big wheels? he asked. I didn’t, I must confess. Dogs wash ’em with piss, and not just once. He […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Decide Your Ruler

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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Say nice things about this god. Whom you laud. Most your attention directly on. You no pawn. Never overdrawn. You are new at every dawn […]

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Operating Systems The Regular Grind Is A Good One

So Much Has To Stay The Same If Big Change Is What You Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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Your tires need air and Your motor, oil. Leave your gas cap on or Your gas will spoil. Your lights light up and your Steering […]

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Boredom Sucks

It Was A Twelve Step Program With A Hundred Steps

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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If god didn’t catch you The boogieman would. If santa doesn’t leave you out The easter bunny should Ignore your pleas for Colored eggs and […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

They Scared Them Silly So Silly Wouldn’t Scare Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 15, 2017
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  The knife just ticked the edge of her head. Damn, it was great to be alive! Throw the knife mister, throw it hard! Ya […]

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Assholes Annonymous It's All About Contrast

Hola Monsieur Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2017
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I’m no bloody teacher, mister Brown. I’m a clown. New to town. I’ve been sideways and up-side down. All around. Broke the sound Barrier. ‘Cause […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

If The Earth Is Turning, We Pay. If The Multiverse Turns, We Earn.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2017
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One color don’t cut it. One shape won’t work. Buddy thinks I’ll listen but He’s the jerk Who said I have to. I got no […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

See The Inside Edge Of Your Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2017
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Step back from your head. Just one step back. See that edge and Then look back. See, there’s a back to look to. You’re snug, […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Your Body Is Not Yours

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2017
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A house burned down. A woman survived. Her house was not her life. A man’s truck is lost. Stolen last night. The man still has […]

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History Bitch

His Majesties Freedom

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 8, 2017
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I ain’t ever asked the king for shit. The king, he gave me lots. And every time the king, he want to smile. I wonder […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge It's All About Contrast

Problems Have Two Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 7, 2017
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Before shits happens It looks like this. Once the rhubarb’s hit It looks like that. This can’t be seen from that. That only comes after […]

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fair warning History Bitch

Such An Ass You Can Be Without Trying!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2017
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Ya grandma, you have sharp teeth! Your mind is dull and Your eyes are foggy but Grandma, you have sharp teeth! It’s a blister pack […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Hurtful Diligence

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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Send me the sign of mosquito. Let the beggar want my blood. Try and steal it from me not once but thrice. Intersection intersects with […]

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Courage Hurtsville

God’s Plan And Your Plan Will Meet At The Corner

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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Jesus, I wasn’t expecting you today. Not this way. Not okay. I was there waiting for you to say Buddy, how you want the following? […]

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Assholes Annonymous

If You Can’t Spot The Joker, It’s You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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See that flash in the pan? That’s you. See that boy as a man? You too. Wakin’ up to change the world? Boo hoo. Maybe […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

Haunted Projects

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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This book’s writ but Ain’t writ right. Printed words need outa sight. Editor cannot smell the plight Of an author drowning in turmoil. Barry

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You Pain Attention?

The Rotation Of Cuff

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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You don’t need to sleep tonight. Plans were changed to outa sight. Yesterday’s wrongs now maybe right. Tell me, can you turn onna dime? Barry

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