Category: You Ain’t The Bossamee

Buddy shops for second hand shoes. Walking their walk. Talking their talk. Feeling happy and their blues. Take a little quick step Buddy, don’t ya […]

Here, in the goddamn trenches. Ya won’t find you no wenches. There ain’t no prancing, No belly dancing, We got shit to do! You must […]

Buddy didn’t know. How could the bastard know? He never thought they’d show His record. His neck hurt. Not from that physical pain, That visit-cal. […]

Now, I know where you’ve been, I know where you’re going. The seeds that you purchased. And the ones you aren’t sewing. You’ve no way […]

Buddy was high as fuck. Sittin’ high in his truck. Usin’ up his good luck. Gonna come down soon. Lilly got no bloom. Something workin’ […]

She spat out the hard pieces. Feces, she could eat and Ate shit all day. Eating shit was the way She chewed through the maelstrom […]

Buddy was confused as fuck. Saw him waves of bad and luck. Hearda guys getting offed by truck Tires and drivers and tired drivers. Right […]

Count your lucky stars On your ten fingers. Cuzz that’s more lucky stars than exist. Put a little spin Bout where you bin Cause bin […]

Jeepers, some folks Get a lucky rebound. They’re not a fly Or a beetle that found A little shit ball They could roll around. That […]

High steppin’ in a fake heaven. Buddy is wearing white. Folks say he’s aight. But no. That mofo is a goddamn liar. Tongue like long […]

Death is what we call it When someone stops being here. And deaf is what we call it When someone can barely hear. But that’s […]

Spaggetti in a pizza pan. French fries on the barbie. Had they gone too far he, Mused out loud and heard him, too Was others […]

Pa sometimes thought He’s a fuckup. Pa was talking bout me But pops didn’t see That me set free Can do some shit. I can […]

Holy cow, it’s so easy When life is so breezy To see gain, avoid pain. Make off like a bandit. No wondering, stranded. Some station, […]

No problem, you say. And I say okay Then you go your way And I’m alone. Alone, like I should be. I guess, if it […]

The many me’s sat for a talk. We had to sit cause some can’t walk. Some are too damn young to talk. But they still […]

Gums were flapping Like they might take flight. Didn’t really matter if they flapped Wrong or right. They just kept flapping Night after night. Until […]

The guy said hand it over So I did and over crushed him. Slow tilted and then it rushed him. Buddy glanced eyes skyward. Exclaimed, […]

Bout eleven pee em When the sireens rang Was an erie damn feelin’ Like the angels brang A hole new reality One that he Tested […]

He did it one time. It were not no crime. To do things one time. Then draw no map. That’s where it’s at. You tell […]

You are afraid of the Boogeyman And the Boogeyman is you. Can’t escape your fear It’ll find you here. No matter what you do. What […]

Fuck those dugouts. Goddamn trenches. Sleeping outside. Mother drenches You get in dry clothes! Wanna get sick?! Mother drench us in your love. Tell us […]

Drink from my own damn fountain. Restroom just for me. I will drive by car boy You just wait and see. Get my food to […]

What time is it Mister Wolf? There were no clocks. No hands to point. No days so one we could anoint. Rich is better. Poor […]

Bovine skat flows from her mouth. Mincing words, whispers that shout. Not what she says but How she says it. You know, she knows She’s […]

Navigate like you can’t wait To get to the finsh line. Wound up to unwind. Fed up, still, you dine. Not your way, you whine. […]

You work too hard. You drink too much. You don’t do this Or such and such. You are an asshole. And you don’t know it. […]

Hand shook too damn long. Smiling big and strong. Like you don’t belong. It’s a movie. You’re an extra, see? You’re on Life TV. You […]

You. Were fucked. You. Lucked out. When you met me bout That notty not and You. Are fraught with Don’t get caught With yer IQ […]

Buddy’s an asshole. Suzie’s a bitch. The guy at the gate is A son-of-a-bitch. Constant complaining Goodness draining. No refraining. You stay sane if You […]