Archive for May, 2016
Please rise to the occasion. Let nada hesitation Delay your altercation Between steady and Trepidation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 31st, 2016 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Right between Anxiety and that tough Old bastard Boredom There’s a line. ‘Tween Bliss and Total Unhappiness There’s a line. Take a look at Sad and Angry. There’s a line. There’s a line and if you cross it Your plans, they will be Toss Ed. It’s a road slip-slidey with frosty Hopes and fears. But […]
May 31st, 2016 | Posted in Ancient History, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
It was Joe what done it. He’s the one or maybe it was His first born son. The cat ain’t eatin’ the cat food man. I can tell from the mess it’s that Raccoon Stan. Course, I ain’t seen ’em I’m guessing yo But the the way I talk You’d think I know. However, I don’t […]
May 23rd, 2016 | Posted in Dense Is A Human Forrest | No Comments
A stink can be kicked up. Dust cloud on a gravel road. And a person can complain til the cows come home Ain’t none of it lighten the load. Gums a flappin’. Toes a tappin’. Providence nappin’. Willingness sappin’. Bad shit happen when Folks say dammit, I know! Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 22nd, 2016 | Posted in fair warning | No Comments
Mister Compressor, what you say? Mister Grinder wants to play? He wants to tear across my leg? He wants me howlin OH MAN, FRIG!? He makes throw him to the floor. Makes me holler JESUS NO! Mister Grinder blows sparks though And where do you think his bloody sparks go? In an open pail of […]
May 19th, 2016 | Posted in Blessings Of The Ages, Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove | No Comments
My god you’re good at hiding mistakes. You’ve got the moves like a bad boy fakes A right while wrestlin’ Kid Reality. But The Kid don’t duck cause you telegraph see And until you know this You ain’t free. There’s no easy ride for you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 19th, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
Someone pounding on your door. DON’T ANSWER IT! Someone ringing your phone. LET IT RING! Someone scratching at your window pain. Someone knows you’re at home! My god it’s just you alone! With your thoughts. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 18th, 2016 | Posted in Courage, It's All About Contrast | No Comments
He’s in solitary refinement. Got his big self on the line man. Takes a long step deep inside then It all goes away. No tomorrow, no today. Not a place he wants to stay But he flies around and plays. It’s a good life, he’s okay. He’s his best friend. Stood the test when Doubt […]
May 18th, 2016 | Posted in Boredom Sucks, Shitty Ain't How It Always Is | No Comments
Bitch got angry on vacation. Huffy and puffy started Talking loud and gruffly. Got hammered and puked in bed Made him brush her hair and said I’m sorry for being a bitch But these south roads have a ditch The same kind that cause me fits Back home. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 18th, 2016 | Posted in Awareness, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
Yes come whenever you like and stay Longer than I want. Tell me my hair looks stupid and My sunken eyes project haunt. Whisper my life’s for nothing That’s why my skills are few Tell me it’s me and only me Nothin’ to do with you. You are good. You are right and You gonna […]
May 17th, 2016 | Posted in Boredom Sucks | No Comments
Oh my wants and my needs, they don’t match. There’s a hellova hellova catch. When I want something need comes to snatch The fact that I don’t need it. And what I am feelin’ Is a peace of me missin’ Which need is now dissin’ Asking who is cleaning up this shit? Thank you, friend. […]
May 17th, 2016 | Posted in Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | 2 Comments
Jesus Christ people are stupid. They’re stupid and ignorant And ignorant of being stupid And oh how that works for the assholes! They glare at you meanly. Gesture obscenely. Say nope so serenely. Just like you mattered. Right after they’ve shattered Your dreams about ladders And climbing to the top. Asshole says stop and You […]
May 17th, 2016 | Posted in Courage, Critical Thinking | No Comments
And they can pay any fines And do any time They need to ’cause They stand alone! Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 13th, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, Papa Was An Angry Man | No Comments
The first thing that happened was shit. Shit happened. Shit got in everything. And whether you want or don’t want shit You are gonna hafta wear shit bling. It’s back in style! Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 13th, 2016 | Posted in Blessings Of The Ages, Perseverence | No Comments
Whatcha workin’ on these days? Old Bill asked old Tom. Got that widder there from main street This afternoon to embalm. And how’s the lineup looking? Old Tom asked old Bill. Still got a spot on Tuesday next I’m tryin’ hard t’ fill. You don’t sweat the small stuff Bill. Doc says Joe Dank is […]
May 13th, 2016 | Posted in Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove | No Comments
Those dang magicians. They say they’re going to trick you Then they do! Astonished audiences. Devour the magic fable while sipping White gloved witches brew. They are at best confused. Which reality to refuse? The white gloves or their muse? Ah! What’s to win or lose? Just sit back now and choose To watch the […]
May 13th, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, It's All About Contrast | No Comments
Dude was looking nowhere. There was nothing to be seen. Dude could see but not himself. Dude was in between. (warm storage) Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 13th, 2016 | Posted in fair warning, If One Reality Can Be Virtual | No Comments
Shit’s gotta work out for y’all. Y’all done heeded da call. Broke yourselves through every wall. And lordy dat take some balls. Whatever ya got comin’ Is y’all’s. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 12th, 2016 | Posted in Confidence, It's Economics Man | No Comments
Sittin’ ducks in a truck. Sittin’ ducks in a truck on fire. Why them ducks wait down to the wire? Hot ducks see that the duck lords aspire To a modus operandi of Sitting ducks on fire. You own your own ass! Get it through your thick beak! Don’t be sittin’ when ya should be […]
May 12th, 2016 | Posted in Blessings Of The Ages, Dense Is A Human Forrest | No Comments
Sumbitch took Bob’s rent. Sumbitch weren’t Bob’s landlord, ya? Bob want a double it up His rent. Bob feel electric luck He said. Advert told Bob COME! Spoil ‘im like he’s number one! For once. Bells and whistles, Winners yellin’ I WON! Bob is want the rent and bit more fun… But now Bob stinks […]
May 10th, 2016 | Posted in acceptence, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
Rich or poor, it don’t matter. If you listen to the mad hatter, Your glass housa freedom will shatter. And you will hafta stay at her. So slip on your yoke and stoppa chatter. What you think now, It don’t matter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 10th, 2016 | Posted in Hurtsville, You Ain't The Bossamee | No Comments
Ya got your no good guy and Your hey good guy and Your wasn’t me, Untouchable, I’m in their club guy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 10th, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
Now. Now you live here. Now. Now you live here. Now. Where are you living? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 10th, 2016 | Posted in Nature Points, Response Able | No Comments
She said we need another god to bow down to. One who can work over distance. We need a god that will hurl bouquets of flowers Or snuff your life out in an instant. This god must facilitate purchase Of all things great and small. And it wouldn’t hurt if the god of love Ruled […]
May 9th, 2016 | Posted in Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove | No Comments
Maybe some wouldn’t call it murder. Just Ivan doing what Ivan does. The son-of-a-pupster kills Always for fun and Ivan kills just because. Won’t look you in the eye past two seconds. Thats all then he knows what you know. He pretends that he doesn’t though That you’re in control But deep down its true, […]
May 9th, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, fair warning | No Comments
There were pigs downstairs and In the next room and the Whole garage was fulla Them too and it was Pigs in the morning, Night and at lunch. They seemed to like pigs A whole damn bunch. They stank like pigs and Thought it was cool and Their clothes bore pigs And their hats and […]
May 9th, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, Blessings Of The Ages | No Comments
Lord you die so effortlessly! Me, I lie awake wondering if I’ll wake from this night’s slumber Or is my number Up? See, I don’t know so there I go Screaming all the way to sleep. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 7th, 2016 | Posted in Biological Tools, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
You sir, are having a bad day. Not that it couldn’t get worse. Instead of you smouldering brightly inside You could be coinage in a goddamn purse! You could be customer #1 in a hearse! You could be crap comin’ out some stupid yap The choice, Bubbalouie, is yours. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 3rd, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, Papa Was An Angry Man | No Comments
Your site’s live. You’re live. Ninety-nine point nine nine uptime. Your uptime climbs If you don’t mind Listenin’ to the whine The endless whine of no tryers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 2nd, 2016 | Posted in Boredom Sucks | No Comments
Dude was upset way beyond pepto. Shit was roiling deep inside. He needed to take a dump in reality’s mouth. Needed to holler bitch open wide! Old mind fried. Time to decide. Who takes this ride. Along with him. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 2nd, 2016 | Posted in Courage, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments