Archive for October, 2012

Shit Is Fairly Easy To Squeeze In But Waay Waay Tougher To Squeeze Out

Most folks understand overload. They see that their boat is real close to the waterline but as long as no one else is alarmed, why should they be? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Every No Is A Great Big Hello To A Great Big Mellow

Most folks would like to do as they wish. They do stuff they don’t want to because ain’t that the way shite works and if’n everyone stopped doing shite they don’t want to do who’d do the shit nobody wants to? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There’s A Prism In Yer Past

Most folks feel a part of something. They know that their neighborhood and city involves more than just them but as soon as they get to galactic levels a body has to stop thinking about themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Clever Deserves Practice

Many folks know about repetition. They know fucking well that if they do anything enough times they will become great at it so why not run that bitch?! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

How Concepts Wind Up In The Thinking Cave Matters A Whole Dang Lot

Most folks pay attention. They don’t relegate themselves strictly to television, radio or print on account of they’re’ controlling everything incoming without watching their outgoing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When The King Says Boo You’ll Jump Out Of You Too

Most folks respond when their name is mentioned. They harken to that sound on account of them always having hooked to that line no matter what sinker or turbulence was attached to it or whether or not there was even a hint that this might be some beautifully covered trap. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Listen To Yer Advisors Like An Eight Eyed OctoPus Swims

Most folks have an opinion. They are right, of course, on account of no one else in the world being able to see things like they do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

But Can You Be A Bitch On Purpose?

Many folks have rationalized bad behavior. They spent all night thinking about what they done or was done to them and ultimately came to the realization that the shit pile they reside in was specifically mixed for them so why suck other people into it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Not The Written Word Nor Even Bad Children Ever Must Be Struck

Most folks know about waste. They realize that this beggar kicks ups its hungry heels whenever we encounter abundance and aren’t well prepared for it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A ShowStopping Glare Is Good Tool Indeed

Most folks can raise their voice. They can also sometimes achieve the same thing just by raising their eyebrows but when the two talents come together people will shit their pants before carrying out their own bidding. Thank you, friend. Barry out. My wife Kathy is a GlareMaster Bar Nun. Don’t get in the sight-line […]

He Felt Like He Finally Made It Because This Was a MAN Overboard!

Most folks wonder who they could be. They sometimes imagine that they could be somebody else doing great things but they keep making these excuses that eventually even they themselves may not believe. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

If I Were In Yer Shoes I’d Slip Out A Little More Often

Most folks know about roles. They understand that dude is a judge by day but by night he’s just another smart person learning filipino. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Ahma Not Stopping Jis Fer You I’m Picking Everybody Up

Most folks know to do good. They might do it because they like the way it feels or on account of really wanting to make the world a better place but never-the-less, everyone knows to do it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Ain’t No Shame In Switching Spots Even To Another Spot

Many folks love practicing reflection. They understand that every story, even their own, has at least two sides and almost nothing is the same front and back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

“If Only…” Muttered My Father In His Dying Daze. It Was All Dude Needed To Say.

Most folks are familiar with regret. They feel shabby on account of they didn’t say or do all that they wanted, only what they could. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Shore do love you pops.

He’s A Terrible Soldier And Bad At Menacing. This Guy’s On The Right Track.

Many folks are puzzled about force. They know that even though it feels wrong to employ, if every government and official body not to mention every corporation uses it, why shouldn’t they? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Stop hitting your brother! Wait until you have your own keedz to hit people…

Hierarchy Is One Path That Evolution Takes But It Shoves All Eurekas Aside

Most folks know that someone is in charge. They realize that it ain’t them on account of they woke up sooner, accomplished less and spoke with more people to do so then their parents ever did and that kind of waste will not work. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Believing In Zorro Isn’t The Best But Not Believing Is Quite Likely Worse

Most folks wish Santa was real. They feel somewhat let down when they realize that nobody gets nothing from no one fer nothin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Jesus Was A Rolling Stone. He Laid His Head Then HE OWNED

Most folks know about magic. They have seen it, felt it and even been captured by it in the smile of someone who loved them enough to be part of the cure. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

My Gawd Travel! They Want Us To Use More Travel!

Most folks keep their distance. They move apart as they are able to effortlessly increase their separation and then before anyone knows it they’re in each other’s facebook. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lawd When We Do What We CAN Do It’s Lawd Like What We Can Do

Many folks seek ecstasy. They forget that the good times roll when everyone rolls, rolls, rolls their own. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Gently down the stream.

Pretend There’s More To Life Than There Is

Most folks can fake kindness. They hate so-in-so and wouldn’t you know that the same party spoke to them by accident and then holy son-of-a- pupster wouldn’t you also know that they now felt guilty because the person they planned to ignore talked to them first? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sometimes The Kid Me Skips Into Reality & Then Dude Rules My Life Like A Child

Most folks have said shit they shouldn’ta oughta. They acted like an adolescent even though they are forty four years old and know fucking better than to shit where they eat and now they are paying through the nose out of the small bit of esteem they still retain. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Ahm […]

Incantations Work Alright But Yer Whole Face Gotta Be Into It

Many folks pray. They do so because for believers it works. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Cry if you feel like. Dance if you want to. Shake hands with Atom. He’s the real you.

And Another Thing He Did Was NOT WHAT HE WAS TOLD

Most folks don’t want to rock the boat. They just sit there and try to keep from screaming because they don’t have a fucking life-jacket either! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If You Can Get Ahead Everyday That’s Three Point Six Five Yards Ahead A Year

Many folks know about progress. They know that sometimes all a person has to do is get in it’s way and the dammed stuff will run over you. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Ain’t happening but there’s yer yard post.

That Hole In The Fence Leads To An Encampment A Hole Lot Worse Than This

Most folks are their own prisoner. They hold themselves hostage for so long that some people actually start to like them selves but as the old timers know this is simply Stockholm Syndrome. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Parents and anyone who wants to go into retail, pay attention please!

Give Us A Chance To Miss You

Most folks need to be wanted. They need wanting so bad that they look for it everywhere all the time. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Who Knows Enough About Hypnosis To Unhypnotize Themselves?

Most folks listen to suggestions. They throw in a few of their own from time to time but there’s no disputing they don’t run the circus. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Give Your Intellect Some Direction And It Will Get Right To Work

Many folks today know plenty about fuck all. They can tell you the statistics of nearly every sports team or inform anyone about which political candidate is ahead in the poles but they will seldom consider the reason why they espouse such shite. Thank you, friend. Barry out.